Kari S.
Yelp
Nestled among picturesque, sheep-filled hills is Glengoyne. It is a small, working distillery that offers a range of tours and classes for the discerning whiskey connoisseur to the much less discerning, much like myself.
Prior to coming here, when touring Jameson's, I was warned that the Scots would try to lay claim over whiskey (after all, many know it as Scotch) even though the term comes from Irish Gaelic "uisce beatha" which means water of life. Irish monks invented this lordly libation. Yet soon after paying entrance fees, we were told by our guide, John that although the Irish invented whiskey, the Scots perfected it. It is known as Scotch, afterall.
It was a great start to a great tour. Given the many options, I selected the Tasting Tour. This came with an intro video viewing, a full guided tour, and a sampling of a 10 year old and 12 year old whiskey. We also sampled older blends, 17 and 21 year olds. The video was brief and a little-overly Hollywood. It featured a Rob Roy-character who was tall (rather than stocky) and raven-haired (rather than roy, ahem, ginger-haired) and who was somehow related to modern-day whiskey making. Eagles also factored heavily. Thankfully, it was brief and didn't detain us long from the tour and was all so much easier to "swallow" with the free dram of life-water provided.
The grounds were simple and graceful. There is a small waterfall and lake that provides enough water to cool machinery when needed. Next we walked through the distillery, the blending rooms, and then to the warehouses. Glengoyne's greatest asset is how personable the tour is, thanks to its small size. John answered all of our questions and would offer more information based upon and relevant to our respective geographies. The tour ends, as most do, in the gift shop. There everything that you could imagine is sold (such as hand soap, fudge, and adorable highland cows).
Most importantly, they poured our samples of older whiskeys at the shop. Glengoyne whiskey is a smooth and unpeated (non-smokey). The older versions tasted decidedly less like burning than did their younger siblings. If you haven't noticed, I don't actually like they liquid and so, am a horrible judge. But, I disliked it much less than I have others that I sampled. Five stars!