Mark S.
Yelp
I booked a evening at this luxury resort?
Turns out it is an old cramped rundown hotel. We sat outside this lodge in the car, double and triple checking the reservation. Until I scrolled to the bottom of the web page where "resort" turned into lodge.
Well, in my experience, resorts normally have bellboys and valet. But you can park out back and roll your suitcases right in. Ryght! Just have to get them up or down several stairs before rolling.
So, crappy access to your room with no help.
The room with two queen beds. Small, cramped, musty, small issues with shower curtain and items. Just old with a partial make over.
Then to the hot springs pool. Concrete stairs down, across the street, follow signs on the chain link fence, and a path around half a block to the front of the building. Then check into the front desk that is more like an OLD NY subway entrance with turnstiles. (Are people jumping the gates to get into this place?)
Water is fine, you will enjoy it, until the hot just feels warm.
Ah, they schedule your breakfast so that they don't have everyone rush the McDonalds...I mean the Grille. Better breakfast biscuits at any fast food. I think of resort dining of being on a nice plate, okay maybe a plastic plate. How about just a paper plate. No paper plate, no tray? A bag with your food and you eat off the wrapper. Yes, this resort gives you a breakfast picnic eating off wrappers.... Thank god they scheduled us to avoid the "rush".
This "RESORT" could learn a thing or ten from a Best Western or Holiday Inn.
I have not logged into my Yelp account in years. I logged in today to specifically warn you about this "Resort".
I am a retired Marine, married after I retired. Lived in Marine barracks most of my twenty years.
I did not know until now that my barracks, with a chow hall down the street and a gym across the street with all the quaint chain link fencing was a "RESORT".
I did forget to mention the view. But it did not have a view. Stay somewhere else...
Still trying to find our complementary bathrobe.
Stay somewhere else, but eat dinner at Pullman's.
The RESORT PR Team either needs to be FIRED or given a raise!