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I much prefer "Bad Girls" to "Good Guys", unless we're talking about pizza, and in this case we are. Because "Good Guys" has a very strong claim to being WNY's best pizza shop, and is without a doubt in the top 10.
What to get: Cheese and Pep slice
What else: Good Guys are much better than God Guys, which are down at the local church, and don't make very good pizza.
How to improve: Charge slightly less for slices, maybe.
If it were full of moody male employees, it'd be "Brood Guys." Oh wait, it is.
WNY has perhaps the best pizza in the world, and certainly the most unheralded. Some people hate it because it's greasy, cheesy, doughy, and nothing like Italian, NYC or Chicago pizza. But it's absolutely amazing, when it's done right, such as here, Imperial, Franco's, Mattina's, Bella (on S Park), and the incredible Pizza Oven up in the Falls. The amazing thing about WNY is that every slice is different, and there are multiple styles going on, all of which are quite unique and original to this region.
If it were on the East Side of Buffalo, it'd be "Hood Guys."
This particular slice is more like the "carpet style" which Franco's does equally brilliantly, and Bozanna's used to do before it closed down. You won't get a heartier, thicker, heavier, cheesier, greasier, saucier square of pizza than here up in North Tonawanda. There's a reason this tiny local shop with no seats in it is always busy long into the night.
If it were full of guys that got canceled on, it'd be "Stood (Up) Guys."
If you come to town, and you want to try some of the best pizza of your entire life - addictively good, no less - come up to Good Guys and get yourself a slice.
If it were owned by FEMA, it'd be "Flood Guys."
They charge a little more than most places for a slice, but it's worth it. However if they keep upping the prices they may have to rename themselves "Greed Guys." And if it were dedicated to Biggie and Tupac it'd be more like "Gunned Down Guys", but it's in North Tonawanda, which is known as one of those "white power" type neighbourhoods (puke, puke, puke), so it probably would never be dedicated to Mr. Smalls and Mr. Shakur. But we're talking about pizza, not politics, which I suppose is one of the few things in life we can all agree on.
And if it were full of dudes that are so into this pizza that they are in a permanent state of arousal, it'd be "Wood Guys."