Jacob G.
Yelp
I cannot remember ever writing a review, just never made the time for it, but had such an awful experience, not sharing it would be doing an injustice to anyone considering a stay here. To put things into perspective, I don't complain or whine. If I get the wrong food order, but it looks good, I'll eat it. I stayed at another property just before this one, lost power 3 times over a 2-day stay, took a long time to get hot water in the shower, bugs throughout the room, again, didn't complain, didn't call reception once!
As for the experience, my wife and I booked a 2-day "all inclusive" stay at one of 4 properties at this resort: from family property to adults only, each with their own checkin lobby. Our 1st and last time here. We booked closer to adults only side, arrived at 2pm and didn't get our room key until 4:30, during which time they tried talking us into sitting through their Time Share presentation the following day. Bell hops loaded our luggage on a trolly towing a trailer and began making our way to the family side of the resort with numerous other guests. My wife and I confusingly studied the map given to us to see if the family side was "along the way" and would eventually get us to the location we booked and "paid" for. This was not the case and had the bell hops take us back to the lobby where we checked in, the lobby that belonged to the property we booked and paid for, where we waited another 2 hours just to speak with someone about the mistake. When we finally got help, it was as if they were ignoring our every objection, telling us we have access to all 4 properties, so it doesn't matter where our room is, telling us "it's all the same thing" "it's the same properties" even though the family side has its own lobby, a property less expensive and one we were not interested in.
Our "booked" side was in close walking distance to many restaurants, the adult pool area, and the beach, while the family side was quite a distance from the aforementioned. Their response to that point was "there are trollies running 24/7", just catch a ride. They wouldn't change our rooms, said our reserved area was all booked up, but that the adults only side, the most expensive side, did have some availability for an upcharge, which we were willing to pay, but then said we have to stay an extra day on top of the upcharge of the 2 nights we were booked for. We had return flights booked so we ended up with the same lame room. Finally got settled in and went looking for dinner, many restaurants to choose from, of only 2 that required reservations, at least that was what we were told at checkin. Every single restaurant we went to rejected us, said we needed to make reservations, and could only do so for the following day, and could only do so by going to the lobby and going through Guest Services. We find a buffet, mediocre, have dinner, then make way to Guest Services, where no one was in sight. We asked the front desk and were told "just wait, the agent will return shortly".
We waited 30 minutes and asked again, and then told you are at the wrong lobby, you need to go to the other one....WTF. We go to the other lobby, find someone at Guest Services, but he is adamant we don't need reservations, even after telling him we literally just came from 6 restaurants all telling that we do. What's funny is that nearly everyone in line at each of these restaurants were experiencing the very same thing....that they were told they didn't need reservations. The following day, they call our room at 8 in the morning to see how our accommodations are.....1stoff, 8am? Waking people up. We also found ourselves walking way more than getting trolly rides, and as mentioned earlier, from the family side that was furthest from every place we wanted to be. Many of the trollies only went to the lobby of a given property to the rooms of that same property, so we were told "No" on several occasions when asking for a ride to a certain venue/bar. The day of checkout, they knocked on our door at 8:30 am, again waking us up, just to make sure we knew we had to checkout at noon. It's a matter of principle, you book and pay for a certain product/service, you expect an even exchange, not a bait-n-switch. They make it to where you get yourself exhausted to the point where you give up and just try and find a drink to make the best of it, which is exactly what we ended up doing. There's no 1/2 star option, so had to give at least 1, along with two thumbs down!