Neisha S.
Yelp
The only way I'd come back here is for a day pass to celebrate a birthday--definitely not for an overnight stay. The price of these rooms does not match the service or quality.
Upon check-in, I inspected the room and immediately noticed issues. There were marker stains on the wooden table and, even worse, stains on the comforter and sheets! How? Why? I called the front desk to report it, expecting at least an apology. Instead, they just said someone would come up in 10-15 minutes to replace them. Mind you, we had just checked in--this was at 4:15 PM.
At 4:30 PM, a staff member arrived and dropped off the sheets. To my surprise, I asked, "Oh, am I supposed to change these myself?" He said "Yeah," and walked off. Excuse me?! I didn't know I was part of the housekeeping staff on this trip. I called the front desk again, only to be told that the housekeeping team responsible for actually changing the bedding had already left for the day. Completely unacceptable.
Beyond the room issues, the resort itself is not very modern--aside from the TV. But the biggest red flag? The bar.
Bar Scam #1: We ordered a Paloma with Don Julio, and the bartender started pouring house liquor instead. When we caught her, she quickly said she "forgot." Convenient. I had suspected before that my drink didn't actually have Don Julio in it, but I hadn't been watching closely. Now I know for sure--I wasn't wrong. She was absolutely trying to pass off house liquor as premium.
Bar Scam #2: The previous day, a different bartender claimed, "Oh, my system is down--would you like to charge it to your room?" We said sure. Later that day, my husband went back for another drink and asked if the system was working again. The bartender said "Oh yeah" and pulled out a new device. That night, we got an alert that someone had charged $89 at Wingstop--in a city we weren't even in. The card was with us the entire time. Extremely suspicious.
To make matters worse, parking is $35 per night, and it seems like they use a lot of third-party services for these charges. Be careful not to double-pay if you're going in and out! Scan your pass on your phone for however many nights you paid for to avoid being overcharged.
For the amount of money they charge to stay here, the experience should be top-tier. Instead, it was frustrating, unprofessional, and honestly felt sketchy.
Water Park Experience - Great for Kids, But Needs Improvement
The one highlight was the water park--our child absolutely loved it. However, the chlorine was incredibly strong--it burned my eyes and made my skin itch.
Our daughter is on the spectrum, and she loves the water. Since she is not fully verbal, we had to walk her up to the slide to ensure she knew when to go. At first, she tried going back up the slide after coming down, but eventually, she got the hang of it.
The lifeguards, however, could use some training. Some were yelling, and while I understand the safety aspect, not all children process instructions the same way. We stayed close to help her when needed, but it would be wonderful if the resort considered a special time slot for children on the spectrum. I saw many families trying to balance keeping their kids safe while also making sure they had fun.
Oh, and the elevators? Terrible. You will have to wait 5-10 minutes just to get up and down.
Cold & Uncomfortable Hotel Temperature
Another thing to note--it's freezing walking through the hotel. They claim it's always 84 degrees, but that only applies inside the water park. Everywhere else? Cold as heck. If you visit, be sure to bring something to throw on while walking through the hotel, especially if you're coming from the pool.
Final Verdict
For the amount of money they charge, this experience should have been top-tier. Instead, it was frustrating, unprofessional, and honestly, a bit sketchy. Get it together, Great Wolf Lodge.