Christine C.
Yelp
They're worth three stars because it was worth the Groupon cost of sixty something bucks. But full price? No freakin' way. I pulled down the rating down a star to reflect this.
"Green" is code for dim lighting, burned-out socketst, '90's-era television sets, a lukewarm hot tub, and mosquitoes.
Yes, mosquitoes!
Sure, pesticide usage is probably against what this hotel stands for, but damn, we needed a bug zapper! Our suite was infested. My friend killed 10 mosquitoes IN OUR HOTEL ROOM, and one beetle that looked suspiciously enough like a cockroach to warrant it's death. We got one teeny tiny bar of soap. Yes, there's a shampoo and body wash dispenser, but really? Going green doesn't have to mean going cheap, my friend. Some vegetable soap would've been green, not the paper-wrapped Chinese stuff presented; So save your green argument, Habitat Suites.
Our suite was very clean (my friend verified this while searching every nook and cranny for other non-paying, six-legged guests). There was a happy hour of queso (the only hot food available, but hey, it's free), pretzels, chips, and surprisingly, beer and boxed wine (three drink limit). The bottle of Shiner helped elevate my spirits some, but the hotel clerks weren't exactly bending over backwards to help us. Yeah, I see you trolling Facebook over there. Now give us more soap!
As mentioned previously, the hot tub just wouldn't get hot. The pool was cool, however. Half the sockets were burned out (had to unplug the 12" TV, the alarm clock, and the toaster). I know, it's green and we probably shouldn't be using so much electricity, but come onnnn. I need to charge my cell, my camera battery, and my netbook. And my friend's version of things. The kitchen had pots, pans, real dishes, etc. See photos.
The grounds were quiet and beautiful. As we pulled up, there was a collective "Awww" in the car as we saw squirrels and cardinals twitter about. The breakfast, as other reviewers have said before me, was indeed good. Soy milk, veggie sausage, local honey, organic tea, organic yogurt, etc. I still engorged on biscuits and gravy, so unhealthy eaters can still rejoice. The breakfast is definitely their saving grace.
I noticed that other reviewers were complaining about the nearby strip club. I actually never noticed the "Sugar's" sign until they prompted me to look for it. Honestly, it's a nonissue. Blood-sucking insects in my hotel room is.