Hades 360

Whiplash: The Ride If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, I’d love to feel like I got body-slammed by a Greek god in a back alley behind a Denny’s,” *Hades 360* is the ride for you. From the moment it starts, it feels less like a roller coaster and more like punishment for sins you didn’t even commit. I think it rearranged my spine, and not in a cute chiropractor way — more like a medieval torture device with an attitude problem. They should hand out neck braces and divorce papers at the exit because your relationship with your vertebrae is officially over. The upside-down part? Oh yeah, blink and you’ll miss it while you’re too busy trying to keep your skull attached to your body. I don’t remember half the ride because I entered another plane of existence — probably straight to the underworld. Worst part? I *paid* to be abused like that. Zero stars if I could. Hades 360? More like **Hades 911** — someone call a medic.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be tossed in a wooden crate and rolled down a mountain at 70 mph while someone plays Jenga with your vertebrae — congrats, you’ve found the ride. This thing is fast, and not in a “Wheee!” way. More like a “blink and your soul exits your body through your knees” kind of way. The ride launches like it’s trying to escape Wisconsin. My body slammed against every corner like it owed the track money. On the plus side, if you survive, you’ll walk off with a new appreciation for seat cushions.

I've never felt closer to being un-alived. I'm shocked—truly shocked—that such a ride is even open to the generally unhealthy and unfit American public. How someone who isn't in peak physical condition survives this is beyond me. If only I could be a fly on the wall in the room where the legal department approved this ride...

I actually find it funny seeing comments say, its a wooden coaster. Did you expect smoothness. I expect it to not rattle my brain that bad. You can make good wooden coasters that dont do that. The ride is horrible. I love roller coasters but this will make you wish it was over already. You will have the worst migraine ever.

Thrill maxx pro but it shakes the body hell out of you . Might re consider ride if you have neck , shoulder hips spine problem. Do hold the rails and support ur back to the seat , this helped me and my husband greatly. We immensely enjoyed the ride . I rode twice .

Gen X, you ain't fit for this any more. I'm warning you now. Don't try to start small and work you way up. All the wooden coasters, and they are all wooden, are the most uncomfortable to painful experience I've had. You spend your time trying to brace yourself, while cursing at every turn and hill, wanting it to just end already. Come pre-loaded with your prescription pain pills, muscle relaxers, and maybe a little more.

It was a good ride but was really jarring. I love roller costers and bigger rides, but I could only go on ot once my shoulders hurt afterwards.

Thrilling for sure. But did leave quite the ache in my head. I wish the tunnels were either a bit lighter or for the ride to be less rambunctious.