Ben B.
Yelp
For something that typically forms the backdrop of any tourism campaign for the region, this local has some serious love for Halifax's Citadel Hill. I love the green mound in the center of the city, I love the town clock, I love the noon gun, I love the sassy guard uniforms - I love it all.
But do you want to know why I *really* love Citadel Hill? Because it's the first date destination of my dreams. Now, it's been a long time since I've had a first date and I may never have one ever again, so please consider this a gift to any of you singles who really need to hit it out of the ballpark. It's yours.
1. It's easy to find and couldn't be any more central. No getting lost, no directions needed, and no awkward conversations about 'well...I could pick you up?' / 'it's okay...I can take the bus...'
2. You can kick off the date by grabbing a coffee to go from any of the local cafes. Teas, coffees, smoothies, and everything in between are within your grasp, allowing you to sip through any uncomfortable silences with ease.
3. Strolling up the hill on a sunny day offers mega views of the city, gorgeous fresh air, and gives off the idea that you might be one of those people who enjoy physical activity whether you actually are or not.
4. Hungry? There's no better spot for a picnic. Pack a lunch or pick one up before you start for a picture perfect picnic that'll give you some serious indie cred. Seriously. You'll look like Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt combined.
5. Just a quick google search or previous trip through one of the city's many tours will give you enough trivia knowledge to spout out some smart-sounding Halifacts. For starters, it was designed like a star to give perfect aiming angles from all sides. For tips that aren't about gunning down invaders, maybe go with the whole flag system dealie.
6. If the date goes well, you're perfectly positioned to segue into dinner, drinks, or any other activity you like in the city because they're all right there in front of you. If it doesn't, there's no waiting for the cheque to arrive before you bounce. You're just a so long away from disappearing into the sunset.
Enjoy, lovers.