Victoria N.
Yelp
Ugh I don't feel like typing all of this but I'm baffled at all the events that occurred in the past 15? Hours.
The beach is pretty, plenty of parking, sprint has service (they never do), super dog friendly, clean bathrooms. Cool place.
BUT we were one of the last people here, we went down to the beach to let our dog run around. The guy who closed up yelled down, HEY!! HEY!!!
I'm used to people trying to get my attention like that, so I just ignore it. An aggressive HEY isn't the way to get my attention.
I finally turned around and see this dude yelling down at us. I'm like WHAT?
He's like, "is this your truck? (Its a VAN ffs!!) Its time to go, gotta close the gates!"
So we get up there and he gives my wife a lesson on keeping our dog on a leash. Ok got it.
SO fast forward to the next morning. My wife and I got the AM tummy aches. We rush to the nearest bathroom. Nice, clean bathroom. Then you see this lady with a bunch of make up and grocery bags around one of the sinks. She appears to be putting her make up on. Obviously she knows she's in a bathroom and we could possibly have to poop.
As I sit down, I softly say, "I'm going to play some music for everyone's benefit." Something along those lines. Anywho- I awkwardly get to my business and I'm sure my wife did as well.
The lady leaves. Sylvan Esso's "Radio" ends. My wife and I chat about our poop-stage fright.
The lady comes back in. So I hit shuffle, totally ready to get skip, but Rihanna's "Needed Me" came on. I'm sure we'll all like this!
A few moments go by and I hear the lady say something about us pooping & listening to music.
I say, "what did you say?"
She says, "are you listening to music & taking a sh**? Because I'm standing here listening to n***er music."
My wife and I were both like WTF?!?!??!?
I'm like why would you say something like that??
Then she called us "hothead losers" and "a couple of dykes" (duh??) on her way out.
I ran out and got some pictures of her and the car she was driving. Watch out for this crazy!!!