Kaliko P.
Yelp
"C'mon Feel The Noise" - Twisted Sister.
This place was a balance of good and bad. First the BAD, let's just get those out of way first, because that's the order in which things happened.
SERVICE:
As soon as I drove onto the lot, I got a text saying there was a charge on my credit card, $164 more to be exact. This was concerning, because I got an invoice for the 2-night's stay including taxes and resort fees and it didn't say anything about the extra $164. At the front desk and there's a really nice trainee named John; he was pleasant and friendly. He didn't know the answer to my query, so he had to speak to his trainer (A****), a woman who was abrupt/unpleasant. She was irritated at my question and very unclear as to what the extra charge was. she said something about 'taxes upon taxes'. I walked away not knowing what the heck she was talking about, heck, maybe she didn't know what she was talking about either!! I didn't expect this kind of treatment at a Hilton.
After I got home I contacted Hilton, and they explained it as 'soft hold' on the charge, not the actual charge; for instance if you trash the room or steal those nice fluffy towels. I wish I knew this at the front desk, because it set the tone for the rest of the stay.
PARKING:
Open air, large lot. Self park $48/day, Valet $55 w/o tip. If you get the local's kama'aina package deal, you can self-park for free. Park as close to the hotel as you can, but don't make our mistake lugging baggage over the lot, drop it off at front, then go park! The heat was oppressive in October, making the trek from the parking lot seem a lot longer.
TRANSPORTATION:
Catch the monorail or slow boat to your tower. Monorail sometimes goes back to the Makai Tower before going to the other ones, so see which direction it's headed if you're in a rush - ask people on the tram which direction it's headed when the door opens. It's quicker to walk, but for some people, it's considered too far of a walk, so it's nice Hilton provides this service.
PALACE TOWER PARTIAL OCEAN VIEW ROOM 2 QUEENS:
Partial ocean one side, construction view on the other. Room standard sized, mini-fridge, cold quiet AC, blackout curtains, safe, nice huge vanity at the sink, insanely tiny bathroom with toilet and shower, the smallest I've been in except for Japan and Paris. Beds and pillows super soft, bad for bad-backs.
Now the BAD: SUPER NOISY, bring earplugs! The hotel really should supply these. You can hear everything: doors slamming, drawers opening, sliding glass doors sliding, people showering, talking in hallways, kids running and yelling down hallway at 4 AM (where the hell are they going at that hour), we never got a good night's rest. Someone dropped something on the floor above our room and it woke us up at 3 AM. It sounded like a dumbbell, but probably just a bottle of wine, or something.
Our tub backed up first night there. Maintenance came and cleaned out stuff from the drain "maybe one year's worth" of junk in there, according to him. He was nice and quick.
Cockroach(es) in our room, darting out from under the TV to sample our sushi platter on the table. If you see one, there's many more hiding.
POOLS:
Great fun! Go out early to get the non-reserved loungers. The Kona water slide and grotto were closed, but I saw some guests sneaking into the roped-off jacuzzi with w/ waterfall. There were guests there with boom boxes, no wrist bands, smoking cigarettes, ruining the vibe. I don't think Waikoloa checks our wristbands, no one did. You can sneak onto the property and pull all these stunts and no one enforces anything.
The saltwater lagoon was nice too, water a bit murky but I saw turtles and fish. Bring your own reef walkers and snorkel to save your feet/wallet.
Towels are provided via machines that dispenses them w/ your room key. Sometimes they run out. I tried to use my key at another tower and it didn't work. There are also other machines by the lagoon/pools.
DOLPHINS:
There's a dolphin lagoon where you can watch them for free or pay to go into the water with them.
I felt really bad for these dolphins. I watched them being petted by tourists who paid to do this. I know these dolphins are born in captivity and don't know any better, but still super sad. They do tricks for food and get petted and know nothing about living.
FOOD:
Too expensive on property. One plate spaghetti/meatballs $30 at Nui Italian. We drove off daily to get to Queen's Marketplace to get take out sushi/sandwiches.
OVERALL:
Very pretty property with rolling open spaces, tiki torches, amazing sunsets. Because the property is so huge, it doesn't feel super crowded at all, even with the pools being occupied on a Saturday. The walkways to/from towers have art, paintings and statues (jokers put rocks under the animals butts). The architecture is from the 90's, opulent and pretty amazing - you won't find this kind of scale at modern hotels.
RETURN FACTOR: with earplugs and Hoy Hoy Trap-A-Roach kit.