Robert H.
Yelp
Hippo Hardware is a Portland treasure good for hours of entertainment. When I was a child I was fascinated by the Midwest's demolition company yards. These companies were responsible for tearing down old buildings built from the early 1800's on. Perhaps they were in the wrong place for progress, or hadn't been maintained, or were in the way of urban renewal.
Those yards were filled with salvaged brick, sheets of marble, iron bathtubs, crafted doors, window weights, huge timbers, iron stoves, commodes, slate shingles, sinks, plumbing pipes, electrical gear, city lightposts, parts of bridges, cobblestones. Housed under acres of shed roofs. I later became very interested in construction and carpentry, and am a pretty handy amateur remodeler, go figure. And though my design sense runs to modern and minimal, I still have a romance with vintage homes and house parts. They are built to last and prove it.
Hippo Hardware is home to a curated collection of that and more. The basement is least sorted and most treacherous. Don't wear good clothes that could snag. It's a labyrinth suitable for a film set, or a hobbit den packed with findings and treasures.
The main floor is home to old hinges, door nobs, brass window thingies, all kinds of plumbing fixtures. It's a labyrinth, with multiple levels. They have the most awesome collection of door knockers, some pretty ironic.
The upper floor is for lighting. I had a project to build my own wood floor lamp. The tinkerer shopkeepers helped me out with the iron baseplate, steel tube, ceramic mogul socket, and glass shade with a mix of old and new parts that form the innards of a beautiful wood lamp. They have thousands of vintage lamp parts and the knowledge to work with you to combine them into just about anything you could imagine. They really enjoy the challenge of helping with your creative lighting problem. If you have a vintage lamp needing repairs or parts, this is the best place in Portland. Many very hip bars, retail spots and restaurants have sourced their lighting, especially chandeliers or multiple fixtures of the same design, from Hippo, and when those places die, the fixtures will surely be reincarnated at Hippo.
The basement is a menace of moulding and doors, fireplace parts and mantels, cabinets. There are lofty 5 foot ceilings and low pipes and beams making parts of the maze marked by signs: employees only.
Something to think about, they moved the store a few years ago from another building and adjacent house. It was even more chaotic then, with old band uniforms filling bathtubs. So this is the neater, more organized version!
Hippo has never been known for bargains. It's a favorite spot for film crews and high end restorers of turn of the century Queen Anne's, Craftsman's, Victorian's and Italianates. But if you are an artist, don't be afraid to bargain, but realize you are probably bargaining with someone with 50 years more than you experience bargaining.
Scattered throughout are charming and weird objects, representing the humor and curiosities of the staff. That is fascinating in itself.
The place will never be wheel chair accessible, and would be a mistake for someone on crutches. Don't bring small children that need to touch everything, run or climb.
Some, of course not all, women may find Hippo Hardware boring to tears, too weird, or simply uninteresting. Send them across the street to Lille Boutique, http://www.yelp.com/biz/lille-boutique-portland, which forms a pair review with Portland's most unique hardware store.