Dougal T.
Yelp
So I'm an ignorant American who talks too loud and eats too much. However, I know what a good burger is. Holy Cow is not a good burger. This chain claims to use grass-fed Switzerland beef, yet for some reason, my burger tasted more like a hotdog? Like what's the cut of meat? Not from the Swiss cows that I know!
Also, there was clearly BBQ sauce on the burger, even though I got a regular cheeseburger. You do not put BBQ sauce on a burger unless you have a specific BBQ Burger on the menu. Did we not consult anyone from the BBQ nation that is the United States of America?
Third, why could I not get just a regular Coke with no sugar? Why did I have to get the Holy Cow brand soda? Picture this: You're an overweight American who has been traversing all day through an uphill city in the hot summer sun. The only thing you want is a cool, crisp Diet Coke to tickle your throat and quench your thirst. Instead, you get a kitschy restaurant-brand knockoff that tastes like a Diet Coke's cousin who smells like mothballs and has a staring problem. ARE WE REALLY SAVING THAT MUCH MONEY NOT TO GET REGULAR COKE!?
Holy Cow calls itself a fast food revolution. Well if this is the revolution, then call me Maximillian Robespierre, strap me to the guillotine, and chop my head off. I want no part of this bullshit!!
The fries were good but could use more salt btw.