Lisa H.
Yelp
conveniently located in a new apartment complex, this breakfast/lunch site is airy and clean. staff is very friendly and the food is decent. those two sentences just bored me, lemme toss some spice into this review.
thankfully, mimosas are delivered in a tall icy glass. however, sadly enough, the mixologist did not follow my patented recipe, which calls for a full flute of champagne, lightly dusted with juice by hovering an orange over it.
i ordered a blt with avocado. you also get an egg on it. had i not been gazing so lovingly at my mimosa, i would have substituted the egg for more bacon. alas, i did not do this, and i ended up eating a bleat, or table, or whatever words one can invent comprising of these letters (bacon/lettuce/egg/avacado/tomato). at least now i can liven up a conversation by claiming to have eaten a table. oh the stories future generations will tell...
my lovely date was all like, i will not condone day drinking! and proceeded to drink ice tea in a haughty manner, after ordering jon's denver omelette.
the food arrived! while eyeballing the omelette, which appeared to be large enough for two people, i noticed diced fried potatoes also accompanied both our orders. you have the choice of crisps or fried potatoes.
food was decent. nothing to write home about, so i will write it on yelp instead. service was great. i think our server was named mary? very attentive, friendly. atmosphere was relaxed, you could tell some of the patrons were regulars. all was low key, muted, until a table of cackling women sat down. my before 10:00 a.m. weak ass mimosas paled in comparison to whatever they were drinking. straight up - i had to bolt before my ears begin leaking blood, thus ruining my outfit.
as of now, the other half of my bleat resides in my refrigerator and my mimosas are but a fond memory.
there are no pictures of said food/drinks, as i am dangerously close to pissing myself off, being one of those people that documents all meals.
next installment. what i ate for dinner.