Rob Izzard
Google
No laptops here at weekends. Even if you have ordered food and coffee, and are waiting a long time for them to turn up. Am I hogging a table? No. Is it rational? No. Is there a sign? sure, at the till, which is invisible to me from where I am sat and was when I was at the till too (I still cannot find it! ah wait, it is hidden behind a wicker basket! FFS no wonder nobody sees it!). They could put a sign on the door, or at each table (there are already four signs - half adverts - on my table, using much space!). A little clarity goes a long way.
madness, and a long term customer lost. Goodbye hot Numbers, take your sociopathic attitude and jobsworths elsewhere, and develop some rational thinking instead of blanket treating your loyal customers like they are morons and a waste of space. Even the manager couldn't justify the rule when I was waiting for food and the table was just empty. It's not as if I, or the (smallest) table, have anything else to do while we are waiting, and I'm not here for any longer than without the laptop. The email I was going to write, about how nice this place is to a friend in the hope they would join me, doesn't get written... is hot blunders happy about that? Instead I have written this review. Cathartic!
So, the consumables, well the coffee was OK... i like pour overs but it clearly sat in a queue before getting to me as it wasn't very warm, it was also (for the money) tiny. The Turkish eggs are not what they were: the toast was chewy, barely toasted, and the eggs looked like stretch marks ... cooked just right though, and the chilli was good.
I with I'd gone to The Cambridge Blue or The Kingston, or one of the myriad of cafes on Mill Road. Definitely not ordering from these guys again.