J Z.
Yelp
Don't stay in room 449.
Cleanliness issues:
1) when I first arrived, I noticed that the bathroom mirror was filthy. It looked like it was covered in thumbprints, except each smudge was 5-10 times the size of a thumbprint. I washed it myself.
2) when going to bed the second night, I found a long hair on one of the pillows (see photo). I am a dude with very short hair, so this was definitely not mine. Was this room cleaned before I checked in?
3) I was briefly barefoot, and I stepped on something sticky embedded in the carpet. Gum?
4) the box spring is black, which makes it hard to check for bed bugs. Intentionally?
Amenities problems:
1) the air conditioner blows, nice and strong, until it gets to the desired temperature. Then, once you get there, the heat starts blowing, just as strongly. Wtf!? The room fluctuates between hot and cold.
2) speaking about fluctuating between hot and cold: the shower sucks because it's one of those showers that is either scaldingly hot or freezing cold unless you turn the knob to its "sweet spot" that gives you a normal temperature. Except with a twist!: the "sweet spot" moves around. So you need to start from scratch every time you take a shower. Also the shower head is coming off the wall, and some bathroom paint is cracked and gross-looking.
3) the "gym" is an absolute joke. You could maybe use a treadmill, but otherwise it's too small to do anything else. I actually laughed when I first opened the door to the gym.
Beyond this, there's a ton to nitpick. My iPhone charger keeps falling out of the electric plug next to the bed, because the plug is weirdly large. The light switches are hard to find, and you have to walk through the room in the dark to reach them. You can't use the elevator unless you hold your card against a doohickey, and the doohickey is barely above knee-high. Idiotic design choices all around.
Everyone I spoke to seemed to think this was a great hotel, but this particular room was just distrusting and annoying.
This seemed to be a handicapped-accessible room, so maybe they expect handicapped persons to accept a lower standard of living.
There were no WiFi instructions in the room. What the hell is up with this place.