J U.
Yelp
If you want the closest and easiest access to the Cedar Point and Cedar Shores parks, most definitely stay at Hotel Breakers. Just know that this comes at a premium rate, just like staying at The Grand Californian when visiting Disneyland.
For 6 days and 5 nights in June 2025, it was a total of ~$8,200. This was for a 2 bed suite, and two adjoining rooms, each with 2 beds - 3 rooms in total. This also included 2 tickets for Cedar Point with early access and the drink pass (aka "Ride and Refresh Ticket Package).
There were 7 in our group.
THE GOOD:
As stated, proximity.
Access to a great stretch of beach.
We found the beds to be very comfortable with plenty of pillows. Had some great sleep after long park days.
The refrigerator worked well, kept my Yuengling Lager nice a cold which was also nice after those long park days.
The staff kept us well stocked with towels.
The patios in the back of the hotel that lead to the beach are really nice. We enjoyed getting cozy next to the large fire pits.
The boardwalk is amazing to walk down at sunset.
JUST OK:
The bathrooms were sort of cramped, dingy. Definitely showing their age.
The A/C worked fine. I would have liked my room just a bit cooler, but the unit struggled to keep it 70F.
The patio from our suite was screened in, but screen and crevices were packed with dead bugs. I know we were in Ohio near a lake, but it was still gross.
Much of the staff was new and from out of the country. There were plenty of instances of language barriers, poor communication, and lack of knowledge. I think this sort of work experience is fantastic, but I am also spending tons of money and shouldn't have to figure out how to meld my English with Spanish, Japanese, Tagalog, etc.
THE BAD:
There was no hand soap, shampoo, body wash, etc in the rooms. We had to drive into town to get some of these.
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Whether the staff would decide to make the bed was a coin flip.
The ambiance and aesthetic of the hotel is dated and not in a fun, nostalgic or sentimental way. Just sort of old looking, almost dreary.
The fitness center is clearly an afterthought. Not cleaned or cared for at all. The floor was covered with dirt/sand. No free weights. No towels. No water. No music. There is a TV, but no remote (that I could find). No hand sanitizer or sanitizing wipes. Really disappointing, because, yes, I am one of those weird people that enjoys a good workout or two even on vacation.
I would absolutely stay here again just for the proximity, but I have also absolutely spent this same amount of money on much better hotels and hotel experiences.