978Andre
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Until the last day, I would have marked this December's week at the Don Pancho Hotel a Three, or maybe a Four, but on the last day, we had an early start and we were given a "Breakfast Box," which gave me severe diarrhoea, which I am suffering with now as I write this review.||There were some positives, so to be fair, I will list them in this review:||The decor, especially at the front was spectacular. It is tranquil, with well maintained Christmas decorations and plants, with calm Christmas music playing in the background and a Waterfall that flowed gently. There was Father Christmas and reindeer galore, colourful gift wrapped presents, elves, Christmas baubles in different shiny colours.|Even without the Christmas decor, it is spectacular with it's decorations, immaculate and luxurious, with plush sofas, expensive lamps and decor adorning the tables, without wear and tear tarnishing the image.|The rooms were well maintained, no scuffing or tarnished walls, peeling paint even in the bathroom.|The cleaning was immaculate, the towels were plush, we had sheets chained regularly and pillow cases changed every day. Good strong shower, with a decent view of the scenery and the distant sea, but there was a "Class System" as to who got the better views because there were seventeen floors and as We were Easy Jet customers we were given a modest view from the third floor. We were also assured by Easy Jet that our Package included a Safe, but we were told we had to pay extra for that privelage. The negatives were that it was on the main and very busy road and if you were used to a quiet night, you would not get one as cars drove up and down all through the night.|The variety of food was good and hot food was hot and cold food like salads were cold, sweets were fresh, Ice cream was hard and not slushy.|Entertainment had plenty of guest singers, but lacked variety because they all sang the same songs, so you could have two acts follow each other on the same night, sing the same song in their acts, but after a while, you yearned variety for Flemingo Dancers, Comedians and Magicians. There was only one original act that had fresh songs, comedy lyrics and background film and played good guitar to go with it.|I found staff blunt and very rude at times, especially bar staff. If you did not want to buy a drink, they would demand to see your key card to see your key card and would pester you continuously, making us feel uncomfortable through the night. Reception staff could be quite rude as well and at times it felt we were in a demand centre and not a four star hotel.|The most important thing is health and having as severe upset stomach to the point of having pain and discomfort for a long period of time is not worth all the entertainment, decor and scenery worth the price. I have been to Hotels a lot poorer in decor and Entertainment and even variety of dishes, I have come home without health issues. Finally you need to respect your guests not make them feel uncomfortable.|Andre G Arathoon