Em S.
Yelp
Before writing this review I sent an email directly to the hotel, in hopes that I could offer them some private feedback & spare them my review. It's been 10 days and I still haven't heard a peep.
In short, I will never stay at this hotel again. It's over priced for its (un)cleanliness & an over done attempt at modernizing their (what could have been) quaint "luxury" hotel. I really don't have a lot of faith that they'll care what I write. If you also check out their Trip Advisor reviews you can see a lot of extremely defensive & downright snotty responses by the owners or management. Some might say this is the "French way..." so...et voila!
If you like to be accosted by horribly repetitive dance / techno, or American remix songs you'll be right at home at this place - because it fills their lobby and the outside dining area (you cannot avoid it when getting to your room). It's not relaxing. Not to mention the SMELL. When you walk into the lobby you'll be smothered in perfume that may make you get a headache.
I didn't find their hotel to personify any of the images they create on their website - it's not relaxing, not friendly, not inviting, and not family friendly. It's also dirty and their employees are less than helpful. When I tried asking one staff member whether the outdoor hotel jacuzzi is ever heated (because it was FRIGID when I used it) I was met with "je ne sais pas" ("I don't know") more than once.
The heat pump in our room, which also serves as an ac unit, was disgustingly dirty and unsanitary. The thing was teeming with dirt and mold on the inside. There were spots of old dried blood immediately visible on the bedspread when we walked into the room (I was too nice & TIRED to say anything). There is ABSOLUTELY no privacy in the bathroom, which has very low windows (about groin high). When you go into the toilet / shower area you are literally standing naked in front of the window that doesn't have any drapes. The shower head it extremely large and it's a rain shower head so you literally feel as though you're drowning in the shower - there's no escaping the water to take a breath. The tub didn't hold a fill. The room had a loud hum in it even when all of the electrical was killed. There are no screens (which I understand is common) but that means you'll literally be eaten alive by these Tiger Mosquitoes if you're attractive to them (look them up, it's real!)
Before we arrived, even though I had booked a spa soak months in advance, nobody bothered to email me that half of my spa soak would be dysfunctional - with no access to the steam or sauna. When I arrived, still, nobody told me. Then at my appointment they tried to charge me the normal price & I had to negotiate a discount !!