Nicolás A.
Google
Five-Star Marketing, Two-Star Reality
For a hotel that trades on its legacy, I expected something closer to timeless — not tired.
The first surprise was being charged local taxes because my American passport apparently wasn’t sufficient proof of living abroad. That conversation alone set the tone. I’m still waiting to hear back from the manager who promised to “review” the issue.
The room was… fine. Not offensive, just uninspired — sparse furniture, little character, and none of the polish you’d expect at this price point. Service felt reactive rather than attentive. And the poolside food? Cold, forgettable, and wildly out of sync with the hotel’s self-image.
My overall impression is that this place peaked about 20 years ago and is now relying on cosmetic updates to preserve the illusion. Unfortunately, hospitality isn’t about makeup — it’s about execution. And execution was lacking.
I’ll be back for Carnaval in 2027. Just not here.
Update 2 weeks after: Still waiting to hear back from the hotel manager about the VAT they charged me for being Colombian but living abroad. Apparently, I fall into a mysterious “special status” category — one that disqualifies my residency for this hotel’s purposes, yet works perfectly fine at every other hotel (including Faranda the week prior).
It’s remarkable how selectively rigid the policy seems to be. Either the rule is uniquely interpreted here, or it’s conveniently applied when it benefits the property.
Silence from management only reinforces the impression that guest concerns are easier to ignore than resolve.
I would recommend spending your hard-earned money somewhere else.