Elaine P.
Yelp
Amenities and service are hit and miss. Yesterday two or so rooms on our floor were cleaned. We had two rooms; returning from a long day of walking and walking, room hadn't been touched.
Our first morning, a Saturday, the breakfast was satisfactory. Nothing special. The best non-dairy protein were the deli meats and boiled eggs. Our second morning, oops no eggs. No apologies, no refunds. Just. No eggs. So if you're lactose intolerant you aren't going to fill up on croissants and Nutella. Just a warning. Bring your digestive enzymes.
The most unnecessary part about breakfast was the lady in the hair net who crashes around clattering plates, slamming doors, and tossing silverware. If you don't appreciate your ears being assaulted in the morning, don't buy the breakfast. Just go across the street and patronize a more gracious business. This breakfast, complete with attitude, wasn't worth 13 extra euros.
The shabby chic decor in the breakfast area isn't the world's most comfortable. The little metal chairs aren't padded. There's banquette seating along the walls. Be careful, that raw plywood you'll lean back on, has splinters. But look at their online description. They brag about the decor. Eh.
As is typical of most hotels, the WiFi kinda sucks. I ended up paying AT&T the 12$ per day to use data on my iPhone and I tethered my iPad to it.
My room, 406, faced a quiet tree-lined street. The window could open and I suggest putting a crack in it because there isn't air exchange otherwise. Soundproofing is decent, though there was a baby on our floor that cried all the time during the day. At night all was quiet.
The firmness of the beds is good and the comforter is light but warm. I woke up sweaty a couple times. I think there must be an unbreathable mattress cover.
The bathroom is pretty small with no bidet. The shower is in a tall tub. I had to be especially careful stepping in and out. There was no anti slip stuff in the bottom.
The best part about bathing in Paris is the water. It is so nice my skin felt like I'd showered in lotion. The showers here gave a hand held thingy on a bar that is used to adjust the height. The hot water was aplenty, albeit a bit difficult to adjust the temp. A slight move can make it go from cold to steaming.
The locks here are not electronic. We got a big ass key fob with a metal key attached. I just found out I was supposed to leave it at the desk when going out. I thought maybe that's why my room didn't get serviced. But no. I left the
key the next day and came back to the room in the same condition. Maybe we were supposed to use the hang tag, though I've never been to a hotel that would refuse service unless I begged for it.
The room lighting is pretty cool. The ceiling has a floating panel with lights behind it. It's nice, decorative indirect lighting. There also are lights behind the head board under a strip of frosted plastic. Embedded on one end of the strip are multi-voltage outlets. So if you have US electronics and forgot your adaptor, it'll work for you. The bathroom adaptor doesn't work, even though built to accommodate US plugs. So to use your stuff you'll need to take the adaptor into the bathroom or blow dry up behind the bed.
We don't feel gypped but we didn't feel particularly welcomed or cared for. Maybe that's all we can expect at a budget hotel.