Stephanie P.
Yelp
The short version: A clean, spacious hotel in a quiet neighborhood with pleasant and friendly staff. But the room had some quirks, and the location is inconvenient enough to be a dealbreaker.
The long version: We stayed here in October 2023 partially based on the Yelp reviews, so I wanted to share details from our week-long stay that could help you decide if this hotel works for you.
First, the pros. The hotel is in a quiet residential neighborhood that felt very safe. Our room had nice wooden floors and vaulted brick ceilings and was pretty big for a standard room. We arrived late because of a delayed train, and their after-hours key safe worked perfectly. The service was definitely the warmest and friendliest we experienced in Germany! Their breakfast is $14.50 and includes a large spread of cheese, cold cuts, soft-boiled eggs, yogurt with fruit and granola toppings, bread and croissants, juices and an espresso machine. Laundry service is available for $7 a bag and takes 24 hours.
Now for the cons. The biggest drawback is the location. It's about a 10-minute walk to several U-bahn stations, yes. But those stations connect to the U6 and U7, which are secondary lines that don't go to a lot of touristy places. If you think about the central U-bahn map as an oval shape, it's on the bottom right, whereas many of the major tourist destinations are on the top of the oval. So getting anywhere on the U-bahn means taking the long way aaalll around the oval and making at least one transfer. The faster routes involved a lot of buses and S-bahns, but still, going anywhere took at least 30 minutes. So it's not easy to just stop by the hotel to change clothes, drop off stuff, etc. - it will add an hour there and back each time. This definitely added up and kept us from being able to go to as many places easily. The location alone probably means I wouldn't stay here again.
Other random stuff - for whatever reason, the bathroom has a sliding frosted glass door on a track that sits a couple of inches clear of the wall. So even when the door is "closed," there's a wide gap and the person inside is clearly visible if you walk past. There's no fan in the bathroom, so basically it might as well be in the bedroom. So this room is really only for singles or couples who are VERY familiar with each other, and even so, the bathroom situation is not very romantic, lol.
Also, the hotel is centrally heated and you can't control the heat in your room. The room would be overly warm when we came home in the evening, but then could get fairly chilly at night. When we asked about it, they offered extra blankets but said they couldn't do anything else.
Overall, I would say this hotel is best for people who don't plan to use the U-bahn much, or for people who have data and are extremely comfortable trip-planning with buses/street trains/trams. If you want to be in a lively neighborhood, or if you want to be able to jump on the metro and go a few stops to lots of tourist destinations, this isn't for you. But if you mainly want a clean, quiet hotel in a nice neighborhood, the Hotel Johann is a good value.