Michel Carus
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Welcome to the 'Wes Anderson' Hotel, a resort that is very popular with the upper French working class.
However, if you do not have at least a 'rudimentary' knowledge of French (as is necessary for the rest of the island as well), the whole thing can quickly become a 'lost in translation'.
This place must have had 3-star status somewhere in the 1970s.
And if the operators wait a little longer, the (somewhat shabby) furnishings might become hip again at some point (bathtub with wooden paneling instead of a shower?).
Anyone flying over from Mauritius, however, must be prepared for significant compromises in everything: Reunion is France after all, with all its social problems ("sorry, but the driver doesn't speak English"!).
Basically, the question also arises as to why people fly over 9,000 km to spend their day at the pool? There are no loungers on the (public) beach, nor is it particularly attractive.
Since Reunion has been completely urbanized, a car is definitely recommended if you want to explore one of the few beautiful spots on the island.
Oh yes, at least you can rely on one thing: the café au lait for breakfast is just as bad as we (non-French people) have known it for decades from French motorway service stations.