The-Fistatron
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So my friend and I turned up at the main hotel (which I had booked 2 weeks previous) at around midnight and showed our email confirmation only to be gestured to go up the road to another hotel.||||It looked proper dodgy up this dark road so my friend and I were rather dubious to say the least but luckily there was another guest who was able to translate it was the sister hotel and that it was perfectly safe.||||We made our 5 minute walk up the road, were greeted at the new hotel and shown our "room". The room seemed OK. A bit dirty and very basic but we thought "Sod it. We're only here for 2 nights". We then wanted to go out but the door didn't lock so had to tell the staff downstairs so someone came up to take a look. After about 10 minutes he said we should move into the room next door which was even worse than the first room and I'm pretty sure someone had been sleeping in not long before we arrived. ||||So after moving all our stuff over and making the beds in the second rooms they managed to fix the lock on the first room and said we should move back in. Not before they released how skanky it was and actually sweeping up and giving it a clean. ||||The next day my friend used the toilet in the morning and it turned out the toilet didn't flush so within 10 minute the entire room stunk of you know what.||||Again we were moved into a separate rooms which again was dirty and just not very nice. ||||I would have given this place 1 star but the staff were really friendly and really tried to make the best of it and the breakfast wasn't too bad either. Eggs, cold meats, cheese, breads, fruits and that type of thing.||||The guys here don't speak a word of English so if you don't speak Portuguese then bring a phrase book or use google translate (which is what we did) otherwise you could get really stuck
