Holmes
Google
I wanted to love this place. And I loved lots of things about it. But overall, my experience was that it goes heavy on presentation and then drops the ball on the details.
The rooms are comfortable in size, but there are a number of details that make it feel like whoever designed them never had to stay in them.
There aren't enough hooks on the walls in the bathroom. And the one that there was was directly over the trashcan which makes one reluctant to hang anything from it lest it fall into the trash that is filled with used toilet paper. Regarding the trashcan, it's a wooden bin with a much smaller plastic bin inside. The lid tends to fall off into the trash and since the plastic bin inside is smaller, a lot of the dirty toilet paper ends up outside of it. Not very sanitary.
The floors are beautiful, but they are slippery and I almost fell stepping down from the bathroom into the bedroom after a shower. The glass shower partition is about a half meter narrower than it should be, so the entire bathroom floor gets wet during a shower. And about the steps between the bathroom and the rest of the room, they are dangerous at night as it is pitch black in the rooms. A nightlight would be very helpful (and safer). My big toe would appreciate it.
The balcony was nice, albeit looked like it hadn't been swept in years, but the sliding door didn't lock, the wooden shade doors didn't latch, and the music from the restaurants in the courtyard and on the rooftop didn't stop until after 11pm each night.
Twice we were unable to access our room because of a faulty lock and had to wait around for 20 minutes for someone to come fix it.
And let's not forget that if you want more than 2 bottles of water, it's $50 pesos for a single liter (triple or quadruple what any corner store charges). Why not just have water filling stations for guests?
The wifi is terrible and barely works in the rooms, though it is strong in the courtyards.
A lot of these issues I wouldn't take the time to raise if not for the 5-star claim made by the hotel. For the price paid, I expected more.
Can't beat the location, though! And the free parking was much appreciated. The free breakfast isn't half bad either. The building is absolutely beautiful and has an enormous amount of potential. It is generally in great shape. And the staff were all as helpful as could be. Specifically, the parking attendants were both wonderful and deserving of recognition.