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The hotel describes itself as a hotel and spa. It has a sauna, a cheesy hot tub and some electronic massage chairs. There are no people working there except some old guy out by the bar that points you behind the curtain.
Miramonte charges a relatively high rate because dinner and breakfast are included along with the cheesy fake spa. Although I have to say - the pool is fine.
The food is inedible. Terrible There were two large groups there, and what we were given to eat was a so-so antipasti, followed by one under-cooked pasta and one watery overcooked pasta. I've never had pasta that bad - wasn't expecting it in Italy.
The Second plate or main course was just a bunch of cheap cuts of meat all overcooked and hard as shoe leather (sheep, cheap pork, and some mystery meat) served with some over-cooked and under-cooked boiled potatoes mixed together. No vegetable or salad came with the meal other than some chopped tomatoes on the bruschetta on the antipasti.
Better would have been to do one pasta and one meat and cook it properly than to serve so many things and not do a single one well. And include a salad.
Breakfast was a sad affair of cornetti (croissant) out of the box, dried toast out of a package, and with some prepackaged spreads. Even the juice was out of the box. We were charged extra for fresh squeezed orange juice and espresso.
Each of the 10 couples were charged 60 plus Euros extra per person (120 Euros of unexpected fees) for things like getting a soda or a (single) beer instead of the undrinkable swill wine that was served. And for coffee after dinner.none of these were included with the meal.
I won't go on much about the place itself other than it was full of dark hallways and the microscopic showers and bathroom windows were covered with mold and mildew.
Don't go!