Ryan S.
Yelp
If this hotel bothered to remodel and focus on insulating the walls/floors, it would be a much better place to stay. I stayed in the "Amsterdam" room, one of the Double Bed rooms facing the small courtyard; by Parisian standards, the room is large, although living in New York in a cramped 3 bedroom apartment has jilted my notions of "large". If you're accustomed to spacious bedrooms and plenty of room to walk around in, Monte Carlo isn't for you. In place of a closet, you're provided with an open-face armoir and safe. The "double" bed (actually two singles pushed together) is placed sideways--this is necessary, as if it were placed straight it would rub against the armoir and desk (which is still too close for comfort, at the foot of the bed). In typical European form, the shower is a tiny cube with no door, so you'll waste several of the towels they place in-room soaking up the excess water that inevitably splashes all over the tile-floor bathroom, or possibly fall on your way back to the bathroom. But hey, I traveled to Paris on a budget, and could've done worse.
The staff keeps the place pretty clean, replaces the amenities daily, and doesn't seem to go to work until around 10 AM, so they won't come barging in while your asleep. The front desk staff could be more accommodating--I arrived from my 9 hour night-time flight from New York in a Parisian snowstorm around 2 PM only to be told that check-in was at 3, my bags could be held, but I'd have to go wander the city aimlessly for another hour. After the flight, amidst a snowstorm, all I really wanted was a few hours of sleep, but apparently that was too much to ask from the Monte Carlo, because, as previously stated, check-in is at 3.
The worst part of this hotel is the noise. Even facing the courtyard, I could hear everything going on in the hotel--coughing, showers running, the people from the "shared bathroom" rooms going to the restroom, doors slamming. If you don't have earplugs and are a light sleeper, you're not going to get much rest. Around the third night I invested in some earplugs and began drinking heavily at the bars to induce sleepiness in order to get over this hurdle--not exactly the "dream scenario" for a Parisian vacation.
I had friends in the city I could stay with and catch a few hours of sleep after the holidays, but I'd imagine most travelers don't. The bottom line is, the Monte Carlo is a cramped, loud budget hotel that's kept sparkling clean. It's near the metro too, but few places aren't. If you can sleep through almost anything and don't mind a tiny room, the Monte Carlo may be for you, but at the price you pay, you could probably do better, and if you couldn't, pay a little more. You'll enjoy your vacation much more as a result.