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Our stay in Schwangau will remain a textbook example of the excesses of mass tourism and the shameless commercialization of a unique landmark. We arrived at 10:30 am, and it was impossible to park anywhere except in the overpriced lots: €12 for parking, with no reasonable alternative since all street parking is strictly monitored and forbidden. Even worse, charging our electric vehicle cost an outrageous extra €46—a clear sign of the lack of consideration for visitors who wish to combine tourism and ecology.[hohenschwangau +2]
Then came the hidden fees: €7 per person for a mandatory shuttle just to get closer to the castle—even though you still have to walk up a steep hill, a fact never mentioned during the ticket purchase. The path to the castle is difficult, absolutely unadvertised, and when you finally get inside, you’re faced with more flights of stairs. To add insult to injury, photography is strictly forbidden inside: a rushed, frustrating visit at a price that is in no way justified.
The ordeal didn’t end there. In the evening, hoping to eat in the next village, we carefully asked the bus driver about the last return: “9:30 pm,” he said. Reality on the ground: the restaurants were full, the terraces freezing, and by the time we returned, no bus was running. Result: a 65-minute forced march through pitch darkness on unfamiliar, empty roads. Back in Schwangau, all restaurants were already closed, so the evening ended hungry, exhausted, and with the persistent feeling of being trapped in a tourist rip-off.
To all of this, add the general sense of coldness—or even contempt—shown by the local infrastructure and staff towards visitors. The entire experience seemed engineered only to maximize tourist expenditure, with no real concern for comfort, hospitality, or genuine enjoyment. Besides the castle—which you cannot photograph or truly appreciate—everything is overpriced, timed, impersonal, and crowded. Every amenity becomes a luxury, the organization is totally inflexible, and the environment, packed with coaches and queues, turns the visit into an obstacle course.
In summary: Schwangau has become a sanitized place, ruined by its own reputation and the greed of its managers. It’s the kingdom of hidden costs, crowds, stress, and a total lack of authenticity. Avoid it if you’re looking for anything other than a stressful, expensive, and lifeless stay.