Jasmine Nakea
Google
A Complete Letdown*
I urge everyone considering Riu Bahamas to **stay away** if you value your time, money, and vacation experience.
**Food & Dining**
* The buffet was *terrible* every single day and every single meal. Even the fruit wasn’t fresh 🫤.
* Couldn’t make reservations at the specialty restaurants for two nights after arrival.
* When we finally did get in, the food took over an hour to arrive — and it was not worth the wait.
**Rooms & Facilities**
* The room was so basic it felt like a cheap roadside motel, not a resort.
* Air conditioning didn’t work upon arrival.
* Phones didn’t work, so there was no way to call for room service or basic needs — I had to walk downstairs for everything.
* The “room service menu” was laughable — just cold cut sandwiches.
**Drinks & Service**
* Drinks were awful — always lukewarm and so weak you never even felt a buzz no matter how many you had.
* Staff was sarcastic, blunt, and generally unhelpful. Not once did I feel welcome.
**Spa & Amenities**
* The “spa” was nothing like a spa.
* Jacuzzi was broken.
* Sauna looked unsafe, more like a death trap.
* There were no amenities beyond a massage option.
**Overall Vibe**
* This resort was so lackluster that we ended up leaving daily just to actually enjoy our trip.
* Downtown Nassau was amazing — we jet skied, explored the Fish Fry, enjoyed local food, and even rented a jeep to cruise the island. That was the real highlight, not Riu.
* I’m used to luxury stays, and this wasn’t even average. Honestly, I’m not being dramatic — it was *that bad*.
**Pros (the very few):**
* Smooth check-in process.
* The beach itself was beautiful and offered fun activities.
**Final Word:**
If you’re looking for a true vacation experience, skip Riu Bahamas. Save your money and enjoy the local gems instead. This resort does not live up to the hype in