Matt G.
Yelp
They ask you to leave your room key at front desk every time you leave the building. What?! So, basically anyone can just walk in and point to one of the room keys hanging visibly behind the front desk and say that's me and then unlock my hotel room and drug me and remove my kidneys and sell them on the organ market? Ok, I've seen too many movies. But, I don't understand the logic. And frankly, it doesn't seem safe at all.
The front desk lady was terrible at selling Faro as a tourist destination. We asked for recommendations on what to do at one night's stay. She randomly circled places on a xerox copy of a map with illegible print and mumbling something about "it's a small place, really not that much" and then saying something about what I assume was a Synagogue, "here is something Jewish, I don't know what it is".
The room was so noisy at night, I could hear people walking in and out, talking loudly on the street, crazy dogs barking. The bathroom light switch is connected to the fan, so if your room partner needs to use the bathroom at night, expect the sound of an army helicopter waking you up from your sweet sleep. The shower was ice cold, was advised that they could not turn on the heat until 7AM.
When I came back to the hotel at night I asked to buy a bottle of water. The night porter just stared at me. I stared back and tried in Portugese...Agua? Botella? Doing a drinking water motion, gluck gluck gluck....the man stared for a moment and then responded with a perfect English accent: Yes, I do know what water is. Are you a guest here? Gosh, just very awkward mannerisms a la Fawlty Towers.
The immediate area is not the prettiest, but the location is good as it is just a quick walk to the water front area. It is also walking distance to the train station and manageable even with suitcases. Breakfast didn't have much to choose from, the toast is not on the buffet table, you have to ask for it, which was first time I had seen that.