Mon M.
Yelp
Where do I start? This place both accommodation and restaurant are overrated. We stayed for one night in the garden suite which overlooks the gravel carpark :S. On your way to the main entrance to reception you pass all the bins and kegs, which was interesting! Greeted by a not-so-friendly teenager on reception who offered to book us a table at the restaurant, but when we arrived later that night, we didn't have a table! The restaurant is another story...
Accommodation, was OK. It's basically a "fancy" motel. Our bathroom was mouldy - shower recess needed a good clean and there were cobwebs above the toilet. Pleasantly surprised by the Molton Brown shampoo/conditioner however. According to the girl on reception, they don't have room service either. Also don't have WIFI!
Restaurant... when we arrived (through reception and bar part, it was tricky to find), we joined a queue and there were issues with bookings. The place also seemed run by teenagers, manager at the door was also very young and l seemed frazzled. As mentioned earlier, our "booked" table didn't exist but they did manage to find room for us despite it being a full house. We were taken downstairs, to a table for two with a really depressing atmosphere. The waitress tells us there's not table service, you order at the kitchen (upstairs) and the bar (near our table, downstairs). It's basically a pub - not a restaurant. Table tealight was out, my setting was missing the knife. Lined up to order our meals and were served again but not-so-friendly teenager at reception! Of course she didn't recognise us. Went downstairs again to order drinks at the bar, kid at the bar tells us he's not serving drinks. We go upstairs and order drinks up there. We ordered oysters to start (fabulous, but only came with one fork) and the for mains 350g steak and a small serve of lambshanks (one shank). The lambshank, came with mashed potato and RAW cold spinach WTF. Mid-chew I was stabbed in the gums on what looked to be a FISH BONE in my mash!!! I showed the waitress as she took our plates away and she said, "EWWWW that's a bit worrying!!!" Shrugged, pulled a face and walked off. Such a weird experience!
Don't stay here if you want a quiet relaxing night - revellers from the restaurant/pub/bar attached make a lot of noise making their way back to or through the carparks. Great if you're planning on partying at said pub/bar though! Eat elsewhere PLEASE!