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If you're looking to ruin an otherwise lovely trip to Budapest, then by all means, book a stay at Thomas Hotel. Despite always selecting the “free parking” option when searching on Booking.com, we were graciously informed upon arrival that we’d have to pay for parking. Because, you know, “free” apparently means “surprise fee at check-in.” And since parking options in the area are basically nonexistent, you're left with no choice but to fork over the money—unless you plan on orbiting the hotel indefinitely in search of a mythical free spot.
But wait, there’s more! If you've ever dreamed of staying in a hotel room without a fridge during a heatwave, congratulations—your wish has been granted. Want to keep a bottle of water cold while it’s 30°C outside? Not gonna happen. Warm soda, anyone?
And now, let’s talk about the luxurious Room 65. Imagine a space that looks like it survived both a flood and a minor war. Broken furniture? Check. A ceiling that looks like it might just introduce itself to your forehead in the middle of the night? Absolutely. Cleanliness? Only if you consider dirty sheets and thick layers of dust a form of “rustic charm.” We made the mistake of opening the window and lightly brushing against it—only to give our clothes a complimentary coating of dust that had clearly been collecting since the hotel’s grand opening (sometime in the 1800s, probably).
All in all, if you enjoy being scammed, sweating through your drinks, and sleeping in post-apocalyptic decor, Thomas Hotel might just be the hidden gem you’ve been looking for.