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We were super thrilled about our 2-night getaway at the Valencia, but then we immediately ran into a few issues. And the issues kept piling up. They were as follows...
THE MAINTENANCE ICK: So we noticed right away that the sink drained extremely slowly. We let the front desk know, and they sent up a maintenance technician to fix the issue. He fixed it, but oddly left the drainage debris—including a large, nasty hair—caked around the bowl. He had also splashed dirty water across the toilet seat and—worst of all—left a grime-covered hand towel on the bathroom floor in front of the sink. That was the oddest part of all—the nasty towel. The shower drain also drained poorly, but we weren't calling them back after that.
THE AWKWARD WAITER: For breakfast, we dined at Valencia's restaurant (Dorregos). Our waiter seemed a bit off from the get-go, and sealed that impression as he poured too much water into my glass to the point of overflowing. Mistakes happen—that's totally fine— but bizarrely, he didn't acknowledge it with any alarm or urgency, just calmly stated, "Oops. Sorry about that," and walked off—didn't clean it up or even offer to. This wasn't a small drip either, but a sizable puddle. Fast forward to when we finished our meal, he came and bussed our table, and didn't ask us how it was or if we needed anything else. Not a huge deal, sometimes common server practices like that just slip people's minds. But then he just went about his day, pacing around the dining room, bussing other tables, etc. We waited for a while, and when it seemed likely he wasn't coming back, I went up to find the hostess to see if we could get our check. I ended up running into him before I was able to talk to her, and he asked what I needed. I replied that I was just looking for where to go to pay. He then replied, "I can help you with that," and finally went to fetch our bill. Now I feel bad, because maybe he's a recovering addict or something, and in that case, it's good that he's employed. I would just imagine, though, that not only any decent restaurant, but one belonging to a supposed luxury resort, would better train its staff to exhibit these very basic concepts when it comes to even minimal service.
Small filler issues: there was some gross-looking lint in one of the coffee cups in the room. Another had a greasy ring on the inside. The mirror also had a blatant streak across it that we noticed when we first arrived. But anyway...
There was some inconvenience trying to get a luggage cart when we were loading out—waiting 15 minutes (that they didn't warn us of), no answer for a follow-up call, no one coming with a cart, having to then lug our luggage (and newly acquired birthday gifts) down to the lobby ourselves with no access to a cart, etc. But whatever, things happen, it was a busy time a day. Not a big deal. The real last issue of our stay came two or three hours after our checkout, when we received...
THE INVOICE: Apparently, we were charged for two nights of valet service, though we only used it once, our first night, getting our vehicle back the second night to opt for self-parking. Our bill also included our bill from Dorregos, which we were told at check-in would be complimentary ($22 a day credit) if we charged it to our room. Fortunately, a quick call, and they were very accommodating in correcting our invoice total. The $160 sum of charges was revised to $60-something. Quickly fixed, but annoying that it was even charged to begin with, and required my having to call in order to correct it.
All in all, I wouldn't recommend this hotel for your San Antonio visit. Sure, it's at a nice location, but there are many nice hotels downtown and along the Riverwalk. If you do stay here, though, opt out of valet service. It's extremely pricey, the Houston-Street-Garage—only two or three blocks away—has a flat rate of $10 for your vehicle to stay up to 24 hours! And that was even on a holiday weekend. Wish I had known that when I first arrived. We had a good weekend in San Antonio, but I doubt I'll ever stay at the Valencia again.