David R.
Yelp
I absolutely love(d) this resort, particularly from a look and feel perspective. Both the Polynesian / South Pacific / Hawaii vibe, and the immersive Moana theme, which extends all the way to the custom shower tiles. Seriously, even the shower tiles are custom.
That being said, look and feel first. What used to be just the isolated Polynesian with other resorts in the distance, now has a hideous "Florida modern" Disney Vacation Club condo building towering over it from next door. It has really killed your ability to step onto a water-facing balcony and forget you're in Florida. Similar issue when at the pool; can I imagine I'm at a water-spewing volcano in a remote land? Not anymore. Hugely disappointing.
Next up, I don't typically factor price into my reviews, but again, we're well past market rate for hotel rooms here. There will be evenings where Polynesian is pushing $1100/night while the also-on-property Disney Swan and Dolphin might be $300/night, and bus-accessed resorts like Disney All Star, etc. could be even $250/night. I'm willing to pay a premium for Polynesian, even double, but not triple, and certainly not 4x+, for what is just a hotel room at the end of the day.
Restaurant-wise, it's lackluster with the exception of the indoor side of Trader Sams Grog Grotto; an amazing tiki bar which becomes adults-only at 8pm. Problem with Trader Sams is you have to ruin your afternoon to get in there, because they only take walk-up reservations, and only if it's full; i.e. you can't show up during operating hours and get on the list for perhaps an hour or two later if there's a current spot available. So, what you end up doing is having to time your arrival perfectly, not too early, not too late, to hopefully get on the list where you'll get called back around when you wanted to. For example, we try to get on the list around 545pm, then go have dinner at a good restaurant elsewhere (Citrico's at Grand Floridan for example), and hopefully Trader Sams is calling us for seating around 715-745p when we'd have wanted to get back there anyway. If we get it wrong, we'll get called too early and lose our seats, or too late and we aren't feeling like pounding tiki drinks because it got too late.
Club level rooms cost even more, and while the club is nice, it's not like the club at a Hyatt for example. The one exception is that you can watch the Magic Kingdom fireworks from within the club, including the time synchronized music. It's great, most of the time. However, more often than not the past year or two, they haven't dimmed the lights in the club while the fireworks are going, making them very difficult to see.
For the hotel room rate issue, I'd love to see Disney reward guests who book the hotel very early by opening up lower priced options very far in advance, if even a limited quantity. Have a pay in full policy, what Disney gives up by reducing the rates they'll make back on people who gamble and have to cancel with no refund.
For Trader Sams, do the same. Require a significant and non-refundable reservation deposit and let people book seating when they want, while still at the parks they're paying a lot to enjoy. Any seat that goes empty is filled by a standby in ten minutes, and that missing ten minutes is made up for by the deposit. Restaurant still achieves the same cashflow. Why force guests to play the waiting list game in person.
I think in the current setup results in everyone having a less than ideal experience for one reason or another. Paid too much, couldn't get what they want, the other on-site dining options are mediocre, ugly DVC building next door, etc. at pricing that only increases year after year.