Mitchell Heney
Google
Decided to treat my girlfriend and I to a nice night out away from the kids for the first time in 4 years and left apologizing for how terrible our experience was! We spent one night in the fireplace suite with a jet tub, the total cost for one night was about $500. We arrived at 2:40, check in was at 3, and the room was not ready, so we waited in the 30 degree parking lot til 3. After waiting in a 15+ minute line to check in, the room still wasn’t ready, and did not end up being ready until after 3:30. We were told the wait was for towels. We made it to our room, and opened the door to a horrible stench of propane, chlorine, and nasty smelling cleaning products. After settling in we decided to give the jet tub a shot. It was so loud that we couldn’t hear ourselves talking, so we stayed quiet and enjoyed the view of the peeling, moldy wallpaper and dirty mirror. The tub was finally full so we decided to try the jets out, which immediately filled the tub with nasty floaties. After inspecting the jets further, we saw a layer of slime covering the fittings, and mold built up in the creases of the jets. The controls for the tub were broken and at one point the button got stuck inside the casing. The drain did not seal and the tub would empty after about 30 minutes, at one point we tried to cover the drain with our foot to prevent it from draining. After feeling disgusted from the bath, we each decided to shower to wash off, where we were met with more disgusting mold along the sides and bottom of the shower door. While adjusting the temperature in the shower, the handle fell off. I found fingernails from previous guests on the floor, and plenty of other filth if you look for it, like the box spring being torn and the springs exposed beneath the bed. We were lucky to have got maybe 4.5 hours of sleep, after contemplating leaving that night. The next morning we were quick to leave the room, and head downstairs for breakfast, where we were greeted with last nights chicken tenders under the table, but pretty good food. It was time to leave, so we sloshed through the slush covered sidewalks and parking lot, took a hand sanitizer bath in the truck, put it in 4wd to get over the berm the plow left in front of it, and got as far away as we could from this place.