Dia P.
Yelp
Since I am the first person reviewing this place I am assuming the reason is because not many people have been to this lounge since it's almost incognito. At least, that's what I thought it was the first time I stepped foot into the building. This Journal Square Cafe is located on the second floor of the building from which you can see Christmas lights through the windows that spells PARTAYYY. Not really, but alas, I digress.
There's a sign on the first floor door with a hookah on it so that gives away what's hiding upstairs. When you walk in the building, it kinda gives off one of those eerie feelings where you feel like some creep in a Halloween Mask holding a butcher's knife is about to jump out of a corner and put you to sleep, but it's not actually so bad. You can get to the lounge via stairs or elevator. I took the elevator the second time I went there because by the time I finished climbing the 20 sets of stairs, I was all out of wind (I thought there were A LOT of stairs but it could just be the lack of gym-time for me, HA!) The elevator, on the other hand, saved me from peril but, not entirely. It has a violent opening as if it was pissed off by the person it just had to drop off, and takes forever just to get to the second floor. Not to mention, if you're going with more than 2 people, you'll have to take about two trips - it's tiny in there. While in that elevator, you're just hoping you make it to and from in one piece. Old building!
I haven't even gotten to the part about the lounge yet. Here goes.
The inside is pretty big, and very plain looking. They have many chairs and tables all over the place and a little recreational center in front where 2 sets of people can play ping pong. They also have other games like chess, checkers, etc. that you can play while smoking some hookah.
Problems, problems.. where do I begin? First off, the staff in this place is generally nice, but EXTREMELY INATTENTIVE - for the most part. For some reason, they all have earphones on so they almost intentionally CAN'T HEAR YOU. Apparently, they can't see you either. I ordered one hookah, and every time I needed assistance because it started burning, I would have to wave my hands like I fell off board a cruise ship. Did it work? NOPE. You really shouldn't have to do that when you go to a lounge. I eventually just had to go up to them and ask them for assistance. Oh, and don't bother screaming HELLO, or EXCUSE ME, because they are going to make sure their music is loud enough not to hear you. Also, they make sure they put about 6 coals on your hookah after about 15 minutes of good smoke, because they do not want you in there for more than 15 minutes, apparently.
The couches are comfy and you sink right in. It takes 2 or 3 tries to get up since it sinks so low but not a huge deal. Comfy, comfy couches. (They only have like, 2 couches, though.)
For all this, it ain't cheap but not too shabby either. $10 for a hookah, and you MUST buy a drink. Don't bother buying water - it's $3 for almost any drink so don't get water because you think it'll be cheaper.
Overall, not a bad place, but I've definitely been to better. Still, not a bad deal.
P.S. Staff with the earphones on, PLEASE - enjoy your Pandora Radio session AFTER your office hours. Thanks!