Jason Van C.
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Terminally online people, who are fascinated with Japan, LOVE to talk about Kanayama Shrine...almost as much as they love posting pictures and videos of its (in)famous fertility festival, where massive phalluses are hoisted and hefted around on plinths and marched down the narrow streets by crowds of unruly revelers.
Despite the fact that it IS something that needs to be seen to be believed, in the quiet months on either side of the festival, this shrine is a calm, reverent retreat, where those who would pray for those struggling with fertility or childbirth issues can offer their sincere hopes and wishes for overcoming whatever scenario they are struggling with. This was the case for my wife and I whom, having met an incredible couple from Ireland, struggling with said fertility issues, earlier in our trip, we felt it would be a welcome gesture to offer up some prayers on their behalf.
We purchased a wooden prayer placard (¥500) from the temple shop window, and wrote our message to them using the provided pen. We also purchased a happy, smiling little pink member talisman (with included "lucky" fortune), because my wife is immature and couldn't stop giggling about it. Turns out, our fortune was anything but lucky, so we tied it up to be burnt, and bought another one, to take home; it contained a much luckier fortune, if you were curious.
Coming to Kanayama Shrine during the festival is one thing: I'm sure the whole thing is completely unhinged, and maybe some day we'll check it out. Just don't expect the same sort of raucous, raunchy revelry every other day of the year. In short, if you pay a visit here during the "off-season", don't be a dick about it.