Bernard P.
Yelp
I see many positive reviews here, and they were also the reasons that I booked Kate's Lazy Desert in the first place. My experience, although not horrible, was not as good as how others describe it. Let me explain what I feel are the pros and cons of this place:
First, the Pros:
1. The starry sky at night is really nice. As someone who spent almost his entire life living in cities, I got to see a shooting star for the first time in my life. (But then again, you can probably see the stars anywhere else in Joshua Tree National Park. Still, it's nice that the place is pretty dark at night.)
2. The place is decent. It has sufficient air conditioning.
3. There isn't anything that will make you feel really really ripped off, as long as your expectation isn't high. (This pretty much sums up my feeling for the place - "It's not really bad")
Next, I'll explain the bad parts. I'll go into more details here because I see nobody else mentioning them:
1. After you book the place, you will receive an email from the management. One of the things they warn you about is that your car can get stuck in the sand on your way to Kate's Lazy Desert. They're not kidding. It's actually very easy for a car to get stuck in the sand, and the situation is such that it can happen quite easily (dark road and getting lost). The problem is, there're deep sands on the sides of the road, and if you're careless and sway off the road a little, your car can drive into the sand and get stuck. This can also happen if you try to attempt a 3 point turn on the road. When you drive on the road to the place, just drive straight. Even if you miss a turn, do not try to attempt a three-point-turn to turn back. Just go straight.
2. For the reason stated above, you probably won't want to drive your own car to this place unless it's an SUV. You may want to rent an SUV so that sands don't get into your car's parts.
3. The actual trailer is not as good as it looks in most of the pictures you see. I think the pictures they posted are from a while ago. The actually trailers are a bit aged now. If you want to get an actual sense of what they look like, find the worst looking pictures you find on this Yelp page, then imagine it to be a little worse. That's what it actually looks like.
4. There is no staff on site to help you if you need any help. Let's say your car does get stuck in the sand, or if you are lost on your way to the place at night, you won't be able to go to the place to fetch help. Calling them won't help either because there is no one who will answer the phone.
5. I stayed in Tinkerbell, the blue trailer. The place is not totally filthy, but it's not clean either. Its toilet seat has blood stain on it. The bed sheet has a piece of hair on it, so I wonder if they washed it well, or if they even washed it. Finally, when you open the toilet seat, there're about ten small flies that flew out of it. It's those really really tiny flies that you may have seen before. In the desert, water is scarce, so I assume that small insects gather near the water tank that the toilet is connected to. I was fine with it, but my girlfriend was so put off by it that she tried not to use the toilet. In summary, don't think of this as a hotel experience. This is more like "semi-camping." It's not totally filthy, but it's not clean either.
6. When you get there, you'll have to open a locked gate with the password that they give you. It's not hard, but people who lack common sense may not be able to do that.
7. The stove in "Tinkerbell" is broken. If you turn on the stove, gas will come out, but there is no fire. You will have to light the stove with a separate lighter that they provide to you. However, they didn't leave any instruction on that. They just assume that you know what to do. Problem is: what if I didn't notice that, and I assumed that the stove didn't work at all, then left the gas on? That'd be very dangerous. This goes back to the common sense thing. I think you need to have a little common sense to live in this place.
In the end, it was a decent experience staying there, but I'm not so sure if it's because I enjoyed staying at Kate's lazy desert, or if it's because I simply liked the area that it's in. Kate's lazy desert certainly didn't make the experience worse (except for the 30 minutes when my car was stuck in the sand. Also, I suppose it's not really their fault that my car got stuck.) Maybe going through this experience is part of the adventure.