Epic M.
Yelp
Awesome amusment park that isn't too large and very unique. They have a great collection of roller coasters, thrill rides, dark rides, kid's rides, whatever you could think of, they have PLENTY of it. The dark rides were super unique. They have a water ride/haunted house, a haunted house "shooter" game ride, and then a walk-through haunted house/FUN HOUSE themed to Noah's Ark, just an absolutely bewildering yet wonderfully odd and unique collection of rides.
Other highlights were Thunderbolt and Phantom's Revenge, which both use the hilly terrain, leading to some big surprises, which I won't spoil, but it's something no other park does. The wooden coasters are fun and classic, not too rough, just good old fashioned fun. Exterminator was probably my favorite ride here, yet ANOTHER dark ride that's a spinning coaster, probably the hardest I've laughed on a roller coaster ever.
Free parking, which is a HUGE plus. Food is expensive, but it's not like I expected it to be cheap, so I can't deduct points for that. Overall, the park is super neat and looks very nice, and has an old-fashioned feel.
Only thing I'm deducting points for are the ridiculous amount of cops/security here, and their behavior. Pittsburgh and it's suburbs are a fairly low-crime area, so the cops here are just looking for problems (most likely due to sheer boredom). Me and my girlfriend got wrongfully accused of stealing a SLUSHIE (which is kept behind the counter), and if the owner is reading this, please find out who did this, because that was not just absolutley unecessary, it's utterly ludicrous and whoever did that to us should be fired. Another note, one of the workers (a young kid, probably no older than 16) looked extremley fatigued and nearly threw up and passed out, which makes me question the morality of the buissiness practices and worker's rights at this park.