Fortunato D.
Yelp
So there I was, exploring the jungles of the Australian Capital Territory. With my team of adventurers, we ventured out into the unknown.
Indigenous to the ACT, are the UNI students. 18 and some year olds in high heels that walk and look like elegant giraffes and gazelles around 9pm, then turn into
wobbling and regurgitating gators at midnight. You can find them making an early stop here...at King O'Malley's.
I went to the watering hole for refreshments and I asked for my usual, Makers Mark and ginger ale but I'm lost in translation with the local inhabitants.
Me: Makers and ginger beer please
Bartend: Maykahs and jinja beeh? Don't got em' mate...
Me: What about, one part Makers Mark, One part Sprite, and a splash of Coke?
Bartend: Sprite...lem'nade? Splash eh'-coke?
Me: Umm...sure.
*pours*
Bartend: Ere'y-go mate.
Me: Thanks
I was a little bummed that the drinks EVERYWHERE I went to were measured meticulously. Unlike the local dive bars I'm accustomed to; they pour such stiff drinks that the alcoholics anonymous members go straight to them when they feel like relapsing.
Onward into the outback, as I look into the binoculars I see the kangaroos in the distance. Tiny torsos, big bums and rests flat-footed. Energetic things they are though, after a couple of redbull and vodkas...Aussies love to dance, yes they do. What is this? Band music playing 90's alternative covers? I like, I like...
We started our barhop here, and ended here after a few stops...I reckon, it is a fun time here. :D
Cheers mates!