Titus T.
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KNS Suriya… where to begin
the night started when my friends and I were playing and intense game of mahjong, someone suggested “should we go for milo tower?” “oh! don’t mind!” “where got prata shop near here”
“hmm…there’s kns suriya very close by but I’ve never tried” our serangoon resident suggested. “oo okay, are they open and do they even have milo tower?” we decided to look them up on google, and tried calling the number to ask if they had a tower. *no response* “oh… their phone isn’t even plugged in LOL…” we decided to look through some google reviews where we chanced upon a raging 1 star review by a certain J. Lim. we were warned.
intrigued, we decided to venture out to the backstreets of serangoon. after walking a gruelling 5 minutes, we arrived at KNS suriya. at first look, the place seemed clean. it was bright, the tables and floors were clean and the walls looked nice! we took a seat and realised that KNS suriya has been around since 1995! congrats guys! next, we took a smell at the menu, apart from a very faint smell in certain pages, there was nothing out of the ordinary. we called the staff over to order our food and he did not smell at all! what was J. Lim on about!!! smell-wise, everything was great! we were on a good path.
next came the prata and milo. milo dinosaur was decent, and the prata was actually pretty damn good! we were impressed. the bar just got raised and we were set to give a solid 5 stars for our newfound supper spot. “wait, J. Lim said that they scam the prices because they’re a scummy business. we should calculate how much we should be paying” my friend suggested. we calculated a total of $14.90 for the food we got.
“ok i go pay first” i suggested. heading to the counter, i was about to pull out my wallet to pay. “$18.40.” silence. shocked pikachu emoji. my heart sank, my jaw dropped, my vision blurred and my head started to spin. i could not believe it. even after everything, we were scammed of the prices. J. Lim was right. this was a scummy business with scummy business practices. “uhh…” i stuttered as i backed away slowly. “eh bro it’s 18.40 eh…” i whispered. “no…ron no!” my heart was racing. this 5 star establishment was immediately demoted to 2 stars in my heart. my friends got up and went to ask the staff. after a quick chat about the prices, we realised that the prices they charged weren’t the prices reflected on the menu. milo dinosaur was $4 instead of $3, prata was $1.40 instead of $1.30 (they charged 1.40 for individual pratas, and even though we ordered out pratas together, they served them separately…) my friend started to converse in tamil, hoping that the staff would charge us the prices on the menu. “come, come in and see the receipt” the staff suggested. as my friend stepped into the counter/ kitchen area, she caught a strong whiff of what seemed like post-drinking/ pre-clubbing puke, a vile scent that infiltrated her very nostrils. a second friend stepped into the kitchen, and was instantly knocked back by the same scent, an almost evil, sinister scent. a third friend creeped closer to take a whiff, and she almost fainted from the scent. “one star….” we murmured amongst ourselves.
in the end, we managed to get the price down to $15.20. we paid for the food and left, wildly astonished at the absurdity of the night we had just experienced. we agreed we would never visit KNS suriya again, no matter how good the prata was. it was truly a roller coaster. 1 star for KNS, really lived up to their name.