Cal C.
Yelp
We had stayed at Ko'a Kea while honeymooning. Upon arrival, the valets were nice, but didn't help us unload our luggage. We were ushered to the front desk and were checked-in, which took about 7-minutes. The gentleman then walked us to our room, showed us some features the resort had to offer, and left.
Another reviewer described this hotel perfectly: it gives off remodeled motel vibes.
BATHROOM/LIGHTING:
The bathrooms in the room are OK, but the functionality of the room itself was infuriating, especially the lights. The brightest light in the bathroom also controlled the world's loudest bathroom fan - without having that light on, it was hard to get ready/do my make-up, but the fan was like a turbo jet engine. They also had these weird like candles that were connected to a light switch that provided little to no-light whatsoever. Some major design flaws with that.
ROOM:
The balconies weren't very private. If you went to the edge, you could see right over into your neighbors (or literally hop over) if you really wanted to. From our room, you could see right into other guest's rooms if their blinds weren't drawn from across the hotel. The room was decorated very dimly/with dark tones, not exactly a bright and airy beach-vibe. The carpet was like a mustard yellow and the chair was a burnt orange. Again, giving 60's motel vibes. The bed was also super uncomfortable. It was basically like a taco when you went to go to bed, as we both rolled to the middle.
ROOM CLEANING:
Subpar. We had requested cleaning every day - we were out of our room every morning by 8 AM, sometimes not returning until 3-5 PM and our room still wasn't made up until about 3-4 PM everyday. It was super frustrating and they didn't even bother to clean our room one day when we came back at 5 PM when we wanted to start getting ready.
POOL:
This hotel boasts ~120 rooms. We counted, there's approximately a combination of 28 lounge chairs/pool beds in the immediate area surrounding the pool. If you wanted a seat, it's first come, first served and they did have signs saying "if you're gone for more than 30-minutes they'd move your stuff to the lobby", but that never happened. There are other chairs that were on the lawn that overlooked the ocean, however, they offered no shade/umbrella. The pool itself isn't deep (only about 4-feet) and the staff did come around and take drink orders BUT I did get yelled at by this random security man because I had my drink in the pool, yet every day we had been drinking in the pool no issues? We were with 3 other people and he only singled out me, super weird.
LOCATION:
The location of the hotel was really awesome. It rained in the mornings and sometimes in the afternoon but usually for less than 20-minutes. It's on the dryer side of the island and was close to great restaurants and beaches.
**BEACH/RENTALS:
I wish we would've known this prior to booking our trip - we were warned that the ocean is rougher in Kauai. With that being said, this is an oceanfront hotel that didn't provide any free seating at the beach. We understood that the beaches in Hawaii are public, however, we had came from Maui at the Four Seasons and they had free beach chairs for their guests. If you wanted a beach chair, umbrella, snorkel gear, etc., it had to be rented for a fee (it was conveniently located near the hotel pool) but was frustrating because you're already paying a premium for hotel.
Overall, the hotel was just "meh". The best thing about it was probably the location and we did have a nice view of the ocean, but that's about as good as it got. Nothing stood out to us, no staff went above and beyond, it was just a standard stay at an oceanfront hotel. Would I recommend it, probably not, and especially not for the price. My suggestion to the hotel owner would to be to completely revamp the rooms. They're like ocean dungeons - the lobby looks like the one from the Shining, the furniture looked cheap, and it just gave off "overpriced motel".