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I know a bakery that will drive you LOCO
Although it may give you more gas than SUNOCO
And if you buy too many drinks, it may make you a BROKE HO
But you won't mind because you'll love KOKO
Almost as delicious as Ice T's COCO
Even more delicious than Sheldon's Kaley CUOCO
Your waistline will hate you like Lennon's fans hated YOKO
But you won't care once you taste the Taro tea at KOKO
Better than every single Boba place in SOHO
Makes a lot of Boba stores just vanish like a DODO
More popular in Cleveland than POKEMON GO
Come and get your baked goods here at KOKO
They should use me posing with the drinks as their LOGO
They should open up in Singapore, Taipei and KYOTO
They will make your belly fat bounce around like a YO-YO
But you will not regret the day you tried the tea at KOKO
If you're a Latino then you're want more than POCO
You'll gulp it down faster than the raging ORINOCO
And all your former crushes will say you "used to be a SMOKESHOW"
But you won't mind your excess weight, your one true love is KOKO
You'll spend all your money here and you'll end up a HOBO
You'll stick a flute inside your p**sy, or maybe an OBOE
You'll find out the boba is your same gender and turn HOMO
Because there's nothing in the world you wouldn't do for KOKO
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This is a lovely little bakery that I've been coming to for many years, which I think is so cute and so friendly, with great employees too. Definitely one of the better places that I have come to for products such as Asian Bakery items. The bubble tea here isn't amazing by the standards of other parts of the country, or even some of the national chains, but by Cleveland standards it's pretty good.
And if it were the Coco Bakery, I'd order anything but Ice T, because I prefer my Coco without Ice T.
This has been one of my favorite bakeries in Ohio for a long time. It's in Cleveland right in the heart of the Asian district, and they have extremely friendly service and lots of cute customers and good Bakery items - and pretty decent bubble teas especially by Cleveland standards which are very low.
Other than KFT, you can't really get a good Bubble Tea in Cleveland but these are pretty decent and this is one of my favourite hangout spots whenever I'm in town.
What to get: Bubble Tea (especially Honeydew and Taro), Egg Custard Tart.
What not to get: A Cocky Cuckoo
Advice: Up the bubble tea game, add a Brown Sugar Milk Tea, make the regular Milk Tea taste a bit more substantial.
I had a Guava Smoothie the most recent time I visited. It wasn't great and I wouldn't get it again. But I'm not really a smoothie person. The Egg Custard tart however, and the Honeydew Milk Tea, were both 5-star excellent, so I'm raising Koko to a 5.
Koko Bakery has plenty of things going for it:
- The girls working here are super friendly and nice, the service is the strongest point. Last time I was here, they gave me a cup holder even though there was no need to. It came in very handy and saved my day
- It has good Bubble Tea in a town that doesn't have good Bubble Tea
- Lots of baked goods, not the best I've ever had but there are some good items here, especially the Custard tart
- Lots of cute people come here
Ironically I only got the Taro the first time I came, because the girls working here insisted I try it. They were right, it's good.
On the downside, the regular Milk Tea is a little weak and bland, and their Bubble Tea game is good for Cleveland, but not so much compared to the chain KFT not too far away.
Definitely worth trying if you like Asian Bakeries and Bubble Teas and happen to be in the CLE, known to some as The Land.
Not to be confused with Cuckoo Bakery, where you can buy birds and noisy clocks, Cocky Bakery, where they say they have the best baked goods in the world but can't really back it up, and Cock Bakery, which is owned by a Rooster. Or is it a sex shop, I forget. But anyway.