Max H.
Yelp
What's worse than a cockroach?
Everything was going pretty well with our 3-day stay here. Good service, nice breakfast, beautiful ocean view.. Everything until a HUGE cockroach dropped into the shower from the ceiling while my wife was taking a shower! Fine, no biggie, I put a cup over it and called the office for someone to remove it. It's 10:30pm, no answer. I head down to the office and no one's there. From what we were told when we checked in, there's this button on the front desk that's connected to the manager's room in case there's any issues. Well, it's been removed. Ok, no worries. I walk over to the manager's room 104 and knock for several minutes, after which, Jen, the manager, finally answers.
To keep it short, she says.. it's a waterbug, not a cockroach, go remove it. It's an island, get over it. Here, *hands me a paper towel*, I'll give you this to remove it.
Hello what? Did I pay here as a guest to be your pest control? And that's not to mention the fact that you must have some telepathic powers to know it's a true waterbug without bothering to go and see it? I collected waterbugs for my bug project in school (got an A- btw), there is a HUGE difference between them and dirty cockroaches you delusional idiot!
She says, do you know what time it is? You're a guy, go get it yourself. Here, *shakes the paper towel*
At this point we go back n' forth with me trying to explain the concept of hospitality, while she continually reminds me I'm a guy. The thing is, I don't think anyone wants to pick up others' roaches when you are paying as guests. Does this need to be explained? Are we breaking new grounds here?
Well, I still have the roach in the cup with water, and am contemplating walking up to her and say "here's your 'waterbug' you dirty whore, take a look" and douse it on her face. But my wife, being my better half, convinced me otherwise. Anyway, I posted a pic from the shower, you decide.
Because of Jen, not the cockroach, we will not be returning.