McKensie K.
Yelp
Today is a little day at LOC we like to call Freaky Freaking-Out Day. We are literally shaking in our rain boots due to the fact that we couldn't be more excited that we're six hours away from embarking on a celebration that won't end until Wednesday morning. Seriously. Freaking-Out.
But right now isn't about us. It's about you.
It's parade time.
So, you've got your purple, green and gold on. You've got the ice chest packed. You've already picked up the Popeye's family pack. Now comes the biggest decision of all: Which parade should I go see?
While all the parades are worth a watch, not all krewes were created equal. The not so humble opinions of our Carnival vets' mixed in with the fresh-eyed opinions of our newer New Orleanians has resulted in a list of the 10 best parades that'll roll in the next six days.
Take notice that all these parades roll through uptown (although they all start, end and wind through the city on their own routes). Therefore, if you don't plan on tracking each parade individually, plan on setting up shop on St. Charles between Louisiana and Napoleon to catch them all.
(Due to space limitations, Yelp wouldn't let us post the all 10 descriptions of our top 10 so only the article + 1 description of each top ten parade is posted under its respective review page. Also we know we have a 1-10 ranking system, but we're giving them all 5 stars. Because anything Mardi Gras related receives 5 stars, regardless.)
10) Proteus - (Monday, 5:15pm)
9) Mid-City - (Sunday, 11:45am)
8) Rex - (Tuesday, 10:00am)
7) Toth - (Sunday, 12:00pm)
6) d'Etat - (Friday 6:30pm)
5) Orpheus (Monday, 6pm) - Combining celebs and parades like no other, this krewe actually has stars in the club. 504 legend Harry Connick Jr. was a cofounder, so hide your... Middle aged wives damnit, men; we were just informed that the younger women still go ga-ga for this guy. Hopefully male parade goers will have a fighting chance over the attention of your woman this year as it is without Harry and with Bret Michaels damnit, women like musicians too? If anything, let your girl pay attention to the elaborately-decorated floats and garner her attention with a shot of Patron when the 80's rocker passes by.
4) Tucks (Sunday, 12pm)
3) Zulu (Tuesday, 8am)
2) Bacchus (Sunday, 5:15, Uptown)
1) Endymion (Saturday, 4:15pm)
"Laissez les bon temps rouler"
- The Freaky Freaking LOCers