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Went to this place based on a personal recommendation from a few years ago. As far as I can tell, it is now a soulless tourist trap whose main appeal is the opportunity to watch Chinese tourists trying to figure out how to eat olives.
First things first though: I went to the restaurant at 8.30 pm (they like to have dinner late in Madrid) and got a table in the middle of a tastefully decorated, if somewhat densely furnished room. The waiter asked me whether I wanted the menu in English, French, Italian or German, which should have been the first hint that this was probably not a restaurant for the locals. I then asked for bread, which was extra (unusual), and despite the fact that the bread basket was three steps away, the waiter insisted that he had to serve drinks to every other party in the room first. Incidentally, I never got my bread all evening despite asking for it repeatedly -- though it showed up on the bill, of course.
Considering I was alone and not feeling like killing a whole bottle of wine, I ordered a glass of red. No information was provided as to what this was, though it would have been decent by Algerian standards. Meanwhile, I had the opportunity to observe what must have been one of the cooks repeatedly strolling through the dining area carrying a jug of some dark brown cleaning product that bore a large warning label identifying the contents as caustic. I couldn't really figure out exactly what it was, as my attention was then diverted to my plate of olives that was almost knocked to the ground by one waiter's rather unfortunately proportioned posterior. The food I was served was forgettable, so I shan't dwell on it. The Chinese and Japanese diners seemed greatly impressed by the fact that the soup was served out of a terracotta vessel though, so maybe that would float your boat.
Following an altercation with the waiter about the fact that I had no intention of paying for my imaginary bread, I then left this sorry excuse for a gourmet temple, never to return -- as undoubtedly the great majority of its customers will: and do they ever know it!