Skyler W.
Yelp
Wow. It's been a really long time since I've been so equally disappointed and upset with a place, but today's brunch at La Fabrique was just terrible. First off, the wife and I had been really looking forward to going out for brunch here since we discovered it during lockdown. We made a reservation, and when we arrived we faced our first issue... My name was already scratched off the list of expected guests. Luckily we were about 10 min early, and it wasn't full yet... But had it been, oof, I'm glad we didn't have to deal with that. Once seated, the wife ordered our brunch courses. Now, the menu offers a "First Sart" followed by a second and then dessert. We order our first and second sarts, planning to order cocktails when the food arrived. Then the second issues arose. My wife ordered a small bottle of Spa to which they brought the larger and more exspensive bottle of Bru. We ordered the Spa, not because of price but size... So when she told him that wasn't what she ordered, the dedicated drink deliverer person disappeared again to get the correct water. To start my wife got the baguette with jams and I got the baguette with charcuterie and cheeses. The jam was not as advertised. It said the jam was red berry and instead was some pineapple or banana jam thing... Then the unappealing poop scoop of some indistinguishable nut butter, which they never took the time to describe... And lastly a caramel sauce? Like... Why? My cheeses were fine, though they kinda skimped on the meats, but for 8€? Nah. My wife joked, "I hope they don't bring everything out at once," and I said, "Why would they? It says first, second, it wouldn't be logical." Well... I'm sure you can guess where this is going... Not two minutes after our first... Here came our second! The server, seeing we had little room on the table, as we were still eating the bread and spreads/cheeses/meats, plopped it down anyhow. No bon appetit, no enjoy your meal. Nothing. Plop and go. So there we are, our food getting cold, not finished with our first. So so disappointing. Oh and the food? Not good. I ordered the Mille-feuille de porchetta, which evidently comes with a glue sauce, over powered with pepper served on a stale pastry. The wife got the Œufs Royal, which appeared the have poached eggs that had been sitting under a warming lamp. Oh, and on top of this IT WAS COLD BECAUSE THEY BROGUHT IT OUT BEFORE WE WERE EVEN FINISHED WITH OUR FIRST SART! We had even planned on getting carrot cake and cocktails and in the end just decided to leave. The service was terrible. No one asked me about my meal. The girl bussing the table tried to take my coffee before I was finished... Just awful in so many ways. For a place that boasts, "Brunch is our religion,"... Shame. Just, shame. Don't come here. Sure it's in a nice park, and a nice setting and it's "brunch" but you're better than this.