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Perched in the whitewashed hilltop town of Gaucín, La Fructuosa is a charming Andalusian stay with postcard views and an artistic, old-world soul. Expect warm terracotta tones, mountain air, and a few quirks that come with age. A little polish (and politeness) would elevate this stay from rustic to remarkable. 🌄||---||P – Price||💶 Value for money: €100 per night feels fair for the spacious rooms and stunning views over the valley.|✅ Great value overall|🥒 Full Pickle||---||I – Infrastructure & Integrity||🏗️ Mostly well-maintained with strong water pressure, reliable AC, and no mould (a rare win in older Spanish buildings). However, the sulphur-smelling water and light inter-room noise take a bit of the shine off.|✅ Strong water pressure, good heating & cooling, blackout blinds|❌ Sulphur smell from pipes, some dust & scuffs, noisy doors|👌 Half Pickle||---||C – Comfort & Practicality||🛏️ Spacious rooms and comfy beds make for solid sleep, but the little details falter — limp pillows, no tissues, and limited power outlets. Great temperature control though, and that deep bathtub is a lovely touch (if you can get past the smell!).|✅ Big rooms, comfy bed, good climate options|❌ No safe, limited outlets, no desk, 1-ply toilet paper|👌 Half Pickle||---||K – Kindness||😕 Sadly, the low point of the stay. A booking mix-up led to frosty service and defensive staff. The interaction left guests feeling unwelcome, which dampened the otherwise lovely setting.|✅ Quick kettle delivery when requested|❌ Rude reception, poor attitude, zero warmth or apology|❌ No Pickle||---||L – Luxury & Little Touches||🧴 A few sweet extras — a working towel heater and free glass-bottled water — but little beyond that. No robes, no slippers, average toiletries, and a €2 fee for coffee pods make it feel more practical than pampered.|✅ Towel heater, free water|❌ No robes/slippers, paid coffee, dated TV, basic amenities|👌 Half Pickle||---||E – Experience||🌅 Here’s where La Fructuosa shines. Gorgeous mountain and valley views (you can even spot Gibraltar on a clear day), rustic charm, and a setting that feels straight out of an artist’s sketchbook. No spa or pool, but the atmosphere and location more than make up for it.|✅ Stunning views, safe area, charming vibe|❌ Limited parking access, a bit of noise between rooms|🥒 Full Pickle||---||🏁 Final Score: 4 out of 6 Pickles! 3.5 in Trip Advisor.||🥒🥒🥒🥒||La Fructuosa is a soulful Spanish escape for travellers who love character over polish. A little more kindness and a few modern updates would make this Gaucín gem truly shine.||---||🧭 About the PICKLE System:|Each stay is rated across six key areas — Price, Infrastructure, Comfort, Kindness, Luxury, and Experience — earning a 🥒 (full pickle), 👌 (half pickle), or ❌ (no pickle) per category. A perfect 6 earns the coveted 💜 Purple Pickle Award!