christian t.
Yelp
Amsterdam, a city perfect for my favorite pass time of intentionally getting lost and aimlessly wandering the streets by foot. One late night I passed by Latei's big window with pink Rock N Roll painted at eye level and silver bric-a-brac hanging from the ceiling. Shiny things! "Oh, it's a cafe," I realized after seeing they had a espresso bar and a nook of a kitchen. In the window hand scrawled on scrap paper was a sign reading, and I quote, "Oh yes, we've got those fluffy homemade Pancakes you've been looking for." I would be back in the morning.
The place was packed. I didn't hear a lick of English, which is nice in such an international city. I walked up their creaky stair case to see if a seat was available but nothing was open for a single. I smiled and shrugged my shoulders at a staffer by the counter cleaning a glass and made my way for the door. In hurried Dutch, switching over to English quickly with my crossed eyed face, the staffer told me to just share a table someone, and please stay. I was real chuffed at such an invitation.
The menu has a good number of option on it, mostly cafe fair for breakfast and lunch seekers with hours to kill with friends or a paper in hand. Everything in Latei, antiques and bric-a-brac alike, is for sale which can get you staring at the walls like you were in a coffee shop, if you catch my drift. I ordered a coffee and a roasted egg plant sandwich which I had seen someone else eat, pointed to, and said 'gimme what she got'. Apple pie in Amsterdam is every cafe's secret favorite thing to make and serve. It ain't our sugary orgy of liquid-mummified apple slices grinding and sliding all over each other. Apple pie in the Netherlands is a perfect representation of itself; like stacked brick or cobblestone, organized looking but ease and somehow with antiquity, sweet enough but more straight forward saying to our mouths "Yes, I am Apple, and nothing else." And with more cinnamon.
I pushed my time into the afternoon getting another coffee then a fresh mint tea. Worth every Euro.
You'd like this place if: You like Mom & Pop shops with a hippy/punk edge, are a sucker for DIY gimmicks, are keen for being surrounded by beautiful Dutch folks discussing politics and their how great their lives are (I'm guessing)
Character: Cutesy but not just feminine, like sitting down to eat in a Stereolab album
Service: Warm, attentive, feels like a family run shop. Though expect the place to be busy so no being timid about catching the server attention. They'll appreciate it.
Food: European and Eastern. Caters to flesh manger's and vegan persuasions alike. European sized open faced sandwiches, so eat slow! Slower! And enjoy it. Get the apple pie and taste the old world attitude.