Lazy Hostel and Guesthouse

Well.. Not really even sure where to start on this one. But basically, it’s a spoofed up double wide trailer. It’s self check in, which is great, but we got here and there was no key in our lock box. The manager, although not even remotely apologetic, did come quickly and switched our room. Funnily enough, the room we were supposed to stay in, was actually under construction which we noticed the following day. The place itself is rough, and you get what you pay for. The bloody, smashed bugs on the walls, broken blinds, lamp with no light bulb, missing smoke alarm, exceptionally thin bath towels, a dispenser with maybe an inch of unknown substance- assuming shampoo?, and a shower which constantly changes from scalding hot, to freezing cold, are just some of the highlights you too can experience at this place. We also found the AC unit a bit tricky to adjust. But surprisingly, the bed was fairly comfortable. Of note- it’s also next to the bar that stays open late. If you’re really on a budget, this place is fine. But if you have some wiggle room, wiggle, and look elsewhere. UPDATE!! DROPPED TO 1 STAR- charged me more than I was supposed to pay on my Expedia Receipt.

This place was perfect for us. We were only staying in vieques for one night (bio bay tour). We just needed a place to sleep and a bathroom. We spent most of our 24 hours exploring the island but was a perfect place to rest. There is a restaurant on site and was great! It was walking distance to mostly everything we had planned. I would like to note for others that the restaurant on site is one of they only late night places on the island so may be a little loud at night for some. We were aware of this as it was listed in the property description but we also didn’t mind the noise. Price was great for what we were looking for and check-in was easy.

We booked on Airbnb, which was easy and the host provided great instructions. The rooms are simple but adorable and secure! There's a gate to enter and a cute courtyard with additional bathroom and shower. The location is great right on the water walking distance of the strip and restaurants (Bananas was so good). About a 10 min walk to where the bio bay tours are. About 5 min drive to black sand beach.

This place was cute and cozy. We stayed here for 2 nights while visiting the beautiful island of Vieques. Our hostess, the cat, came and greeted us every time we would return from our adventures. She was so adorable, and even kept us company inside the rooms while we were getting ready 🥺. Parking was always available and we got clean cold water from the bar. It’s walkable to the water (not really beachy, very rocky) and all the restaurants- we loved the Duffy and Bananas. For nice beaches, have to drive out on your golf cart to Playa Negra, Gringo Beach, or the nature reservation beaches. Giving this place a 4 stars because we had an incident with the AC not working and it was very late at night so the hostess stopped answering. Finally at the bar at lazy jacks, the manager gave us a remote that works and we were able to turn the AC off. I would stay here again, it was very affordable and all you really need. Most of the time you’ll be bumming out on the beaches anyway.

Staff were friendly and helpful. I was impressed with how calmly they dealt with an older guest who didn't understand that hostels are not hotels and are geared toward the younger crowd. Our private room with bath was budget minded but clean and tidy. Definitely a good value near the water. ***** five stars from us.

I don't expect a Ritz or Hilton but what I do expect is hospitality in the form of helpfulness! Unfortunately, we didn't have the opportunity to make a phone call as we only had internet available for our time in Puerto Rico. So we asked not just once but several times if they could please call us a taxi. The answer we received was “no, we don’t have time for that” or “we don’t have a phone”. that's one thing! The other thing is, if you're looking for peace and relaxation, you're wrong here. It resembles a party zone and every night (we were there for three days), the music system was turned up to maximum at 2 a.m., probably by the employees themselves. We had to vacate our room on the first night because the bed collapsed. No, I really don't expect a 5* hotel and I travel a lot, but I wouldn't recommend this accommodation or the location!

Very cozy and comfortable place to stay on the island. The room is very clean and the interior design is good. It is right across the sea and supper close to various biobay tour agencies. Restaurants are a few minutes away, but because of this, it can get quite noisy at night especially if someone living in the adjacent rooms are drunk. Not sound proof at all, but if you're ok with noises at night or if you also party at night, Lazy Guesthouse would be the perfect place. Overall, great atmosphere, great environment and great location. Would definitely recommend!

Super friendly staff, cool locations, the private rooms were super clean, cool and they had a good shower. They are very relaxed letting you keep your bags there the last day and use the shower. One staff member that demonstrate outstanding hospitality was Patrick, he was friendly, always cleaning and inviting. He truly has the gift of being a great host. Only suggestions I would have is to clean the refrigerators more and add butter, cheese for breakfast. Thank you a fun visit.