Lazy Jacks

Restaurant · Esperanza

Lazy Jacks

Restaurant · Esperanza

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61A Cll Orquideas, Vieques, 00765, Puerto Rico

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At Lazy Jacks, chill out on the waterfront while enjoying cold drinks and classic pub fare in a lively, laid-back atmosphere that's perfect for locals and travelers alike.  

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61A Cll Orquideas, Vieques, 00765, Puerto Rico Get directions

+1 787 741 1447
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For cheap drinks and good junkfood Lazy Jacks down the street will do the trick.

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Cana

Google
Food is chill, drinks are good. Love the painkiller. Service was so nice I came here twice in a week and was served both times by a wonderful server/bartender named Erin. She’s beautiful, funny, and a pleasure to speak with! Loved that there is at least one late night spot on the island. 🍹❤️

Adam Derringer

Google
Lazy Jack's is a solid bar serving drinks, beer, shots, and food. It is not a fancy place put the servers are fun and the food is good. I had the fried fish tacos a couple times and tried several local beers. This your only real option after about 8 at night for travelers and locals alike.

Stacy A

Google
Lazy Jacks is a solid late-night spot, serving food well into the night when most other places have shut down. It’s often the only place on the street with music and a crowd, night after night. Some might say it’s not a ‘local’ spot, but hey—it’s open! The lively atmosphere, with people loudly playing dominoes, made sure I never forgot I was in Puerto Rico.

Mc Mc

Google
If you’ve waited to feed your body until after a bio bay tour/ this may be your only option. We tried so many places at 9pm and this is the only place that was open. Now finding a seat- is another adventure. It smells like old beer and sewer mixed on the bar side. The tables aren’t really set up to allow people to sit- I feel like it should be community based because there are a crap ton of people and we are all just trying to do the same thing. We ended up placing our order at the bar and waiting for a table to open up. They were basically out of everything we tried to order initially but we settled since it was a long night and drive back to mon repos. I ordered the fish and chips. Was told they have no more breaded fish but I could do a grilled fish. My friend ordered the chicken and fries but was substituted for something else due to being out of something. I would rate the food like a 5/10 we ended up keeping the left overs to give to the stray cats, horses and chickens. Paying was a fiasco, trying to get a check in this really busy bar is something else. No fault of the employees but maybe taking payment at order makes more sense and tables might open up quicker for more clients to come in.

Owen Brummel

Google
Great bar with an amazing view, nice staff, and cheap drinks. Went here for dinner and some drinks, then came back later that night. The pina colada and mojito were great, but the painkiller was easily the best. Grab some drinks and hit up the beach for a beautiful sunset .

Emma M.

Google
Very quick service and attentive staff. I even met a staff member outside and she gave me a ride to my excursion! Everyone is so kind and they do their best even during busy hours. My only experience with the food was after the biobay tour... I appreciated they were open late but I got the pulled pork sandwich and the sandwich was SO SO salty I couldn't finish it because I felt sick. The fries were good though and a HUGE portion for the cost !

Maitri Hegde

Google
Great food, good music and views of the ocean. What else could one wish for to relax on a pleasant evening in the island of Vieques. Veggie burger, veggie tacos and Pina colada, everything was great. Service was quick too. Located on the main bustling street overlooking the ocean, it is also close to all the check in locations for adventure activities.

Tyty Boom

Google
The white bearded male bartender was rude and acted snobby when asked for help. Then proceeded to gossip with a customer who seemed to be a regular. He acted as if a POC was holding a weapon at him instead of answering as human to human. They definitely seem to cater to their regulars far more than others while we’re all worthy of respect. I’ve never had such an odd experience where the bartender openly trash talks people in need. Be careful out there because the singular ATM doesn’t work and the bartender will act like you’re mugging him when you ask for a way to get cash for a taxi. We’d run out of options and simply needed assistance. Human decency isn’t something that should be forgotten.The taxis stop running and no one tells you that either. We literally called an entire list and to no avail. Luckily a kind woman saw us walking our 2 and a half hour walk with 700 feet and decided to take us to our Airbnb out of the kindness of her heart. The food is overpriced for what you get and the drinks barely have liquor in them. The Hispanic bartender was a breath of fresh air amongst the uppity white locals

Boston V.

Yelp
Delicious food!! Service is very good.nice people. Highly recommended. Had a great Christmas Feast with yummy Food!!!
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Sharika M.

Yelp
I was craving a burger on 4th of July and my husband got takeout for me from here. I got the veggie burger and Italian pasta salad on the side. My craving was fulfilled. The veggie patty had a crispy exterior and creamy interior. The pasta salad had cucumbers and olives in them which were great. My husband also said the service was impeccable, multiple staff members came up to him asking if he needed anything. They're also one of the only spots open past 8pm on the island.
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Jennifer F.

Yelp
I wanted to avoid this restaurant due to the previous reviews and the presence of great restaurants in the area. However, on this particular day, most of the other restaurants were closed. So, Lazy Jacks it was. It took FOREVER to get our food. Once our food arrived, our table was overwhelmed with flies, which made sense because we were seated at a table close to the dumpster. I noticed that other outdoor restaurants used smart methods to minimize fly issues, but it seemed like Lazy Jack's just didn't care. Our server was very inattentive. I don't think she ever checked on us. It took forever to get her attention as she just hung out at the bar and talked with other employees and customers at the bar. If you ask for a water, you'll be directed to a tank at the bar where you pour your own. Finally, the food was overpriced for what we ordered - greasy, unremarkable bar food. What worked well for me was the "Pain Killer" drink, which was necessary to get through this meal. I could have used another... but, again, the server didn't check on us.
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Jennifer H.

Yelp
We went to eat dinner here before heading out on a tour of the bioluminescent bay. It was an open-Aires restaurant. We got seated right away and our waitress was extremely kind. She was very attentive. While we waited for food we were able to people watch, see the water, and also watch the TVs. Our food and drinks came out quickly and everything was delicious. Our only complaint was that there was no dessert menu we would definitely go back!
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Dhilip R.

Yelp
After a long day of touring Vieques, soaked in the Caribbean heat, and when you just want to relax, Lazy Jacks is your destination. Thought the street did have a couple of other well decorated restaurants, I preferred this place since I could find the essence of the island in the people who worked here. The service was great, the welcome was warm. Though priced on a high range, the food wasn't a let down. Luckily the menu had a veg burger and came with tater tots. It had caramelized onions and peppers. Also got the Fish and Chips with fries. Don't miss the lime Colada!!
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Terri D.

Yelp
Solid American restaurant - casual and fun, hits the spot after a day of traveling, Opens late, always bustling tho. Food isn't spectacular but decent and reasonably priced.
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Brittany J.

Yelp
Our service at Lazy Jacks for lunch was fairly quick and the portions were large, so it was a good option looking for a bite somewhere off the beach. The seating is covered but outside, which is nice to enjoy the weather still. During our visit the other guests seemed to be local, which was fun to see. However I didn't feel the service was friendliest to us. The food was also just ok, typical bar fare.
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Sydney S.

Yelp
Amazing food with amazing staff! The drinks are always on point, it's the local hang out bar! You feel like a family friend every time you go! I'm partial to the sunscreen cocktail and my partner loves the pain killer. In the 3 years I've been going I don't think I've ever had a bad meal!
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Janey W.

Yelp
The service was a little slow but the food was great. The burgers were great and the pasta salad was amazing, but the tacos were a little dry. It got super loud later in the night, but maybe it was because it was Three King's Day.
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Mikki N.

Yelp
What a fun way to end the evening. We wanted a drink after the bioluminescent boat ride, and this was the perfect spot. Lively atmosphere and amazing drinks. Try the lime pina colada. Bartender was right on top of our order.
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Mike M.

Yelp
Lazy Jack's is a VERY casual outside bar that also sells food located in Esperanza right across from the water and has a roadside beer joint vibe. I had lunch here last week as it was the only place I could find in Esperanza serving lunch that day. Some of the other eateries were closed but getting ready to open for the expected increase in tourism starting in mid November. I ordered the beer battered fish sandwich with fries for $14. The food came out in about 10 minutes. The fish sandwich was good in size and taste but my fries were cold. About 5 minutes later the waitress brought me a hot order but I thought they tasted a little bland. The meal was a 3 which means it was acceptable but I would probably go eat somewhere else in town if I came back. Table service was good. Lazy Jack's is a good place to come with your friends and have a beer and hangout. It's directly located on the main drag going through Esperanza with the water on the other side. The view is very good and there are always people driving or walking by.
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Samari G.

Yelp
Had a disappointing experience at Lazy Jack's after a day at the beach. My friends and I popped in for a quick bite, but things didn't go as planned. We ordered wraps, but my order never made it to the table. The waitress explained there was confusion in the kitchen, promising our food in 30 minutes. When we followed up, we were met with more delays and excuses. Despite the inconvenience, we reluctantly decided to give them another shot. However, our patience wore thin as we waited even longer for service. When food finally arrived, it was clear the kitchen was struggling. To make matters worse, the atmosphere felt uncomfortable, with stares from other patrons adding to our frustration. Overall, a disappointing visit marked by poor service and kitchen issues. Probably won't be returning anytime soon.
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C R.

Yelp
This place is in walking distance of most of the bioluminescent tours. It's also they only one that's open late after the last tours are finished. The food was great, but the service was poor. We weren't sure if we were supposed to just grab a table or wait around. We finally asked someone. They sat us at a table but gave us no menus. We had to go ask for them. The server gave us our food but he never returned. We had to go up to the bar to ask for drinks and ketchup. I have no complaints about the food flavor, portion size, or price. If the service was better I would have definitely given it 5 stars.
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Julian W.

Yelp
Our time here started out with a miserable bang and ended with in painful torment. What an absolute waste of our money. This was the disappointment of our entire trip to Vieques Island this past week. First of all, for an island that is bustling with tourists, nothing is open past 10pm. The only place that was open late was Lazy Jack's and multiple people (including locals) recommended this place to us. We were very tired after a night out at the Bio Bay (which by the way, also felt like a scam, but I'll leave that story for another review) so we wanted to grab some quick bites at Lazy Jack's, since that was the only place that was open. When we walked in, my two friends were allowed in, but the waiter stopped me and our fourth friend from entering. He proceeded to ask us for our IDs, presumably to check that we were of age. This was very confusing as we have never been carded at all during our entire trip in Puerto Rico. We then proceeded to reach in our purses for our IDs when his friend told us that the waiter was kidding. This was very confusing for us but we stumbled past the waiter to sit with our friends. When we sat down, we noticed that the crowd around us was very weird (I will get to that later), but we proceeded to order food because we were too hungry to care. The prices were absolutely outrageous. It was even worse than those tourist traps you see in San Juan where the cashier is some old man who won't stop staring at your nonexistent boobs and you get charged $8 for an umbrella because the price of the umbrella is like stock prices and went up by 200% because you bought the umbrella while it was raining outside (this is the only part of this review that is an exaggeration). 6 microwaved Walmart mozzarella sticks were $12, which is absolutely unacceptable to the 10th degree. I ordered the veggie tacos, which were $13 for two bland tacos. There was no seasoning on the tacos at all and the minute I bit into them I thought to myself, "Wow! This is food that Pookie would eat!" and I was not wrong. The tacos were somehow more bland and stale than my white ex-boyfriend, whose mom would grill burgers without any seasoning. The drinks were actually reasonably priced unlike the rest of the offerings on the menu but they were absolute garbage. My friend ordered the bloody mary and it tasted like the Temu version V8. When the waiter came by, my friend told him that the bloody mary did not taste good, and he just stood there and was like, "Okay." What type of reaction is that? It appears that the people working here also do not know how bad their own food and drinks are, or maybe this is what white people eat on a daily basis. I will now discuss the people who we encountered at Lazy Jack's. First of all, there was a couple sitting next to us who were giving us our own VIP exclusive showing of Fifty Shades of Grey. The guy was hand feeding food into the girl's mouth and she kept giving him a look that indicated the food wasn't going to be the only thing in her mouth that night. It was absolutely disgusting and nasty to witness this entire pornhub scene in person; this was not something we signed up for when we decided to eat at this sinful restaurant. During the afternoon, we stopped by for some drinks at Bili's. Our waiter was very nice and accommodating. However, at Lazy Jack's, we saw our Bili's waiter at the bar trying to rizz up two milfs. He was clearly trying to go home with them and he even touched one of their backs in a way that would've given me cooties. We had to witness this entire Euphoria scene for about 20 minutes, after which the milfs immediately left when our Bili's waiter touched their back. The day before, we had lunch at Duffy's, where there was a waiter there who looked like a middle school child who would get the establishment charged with a violation of child labor laws if someone reported his employment to the Department of Labor. At Lazy Jack's, we saw that exact same Duffy's waiter at the bar with his girlfriend. This was so confusing because they clearly let him in despite the fact that he is 15 years old, but my friend and I were almost carded when we tried to enter this nuclear bomb shelter. They also charged us $8 for a beer which is even worse than how much it would cost at the airport. Overall, we spent almost $200 on some mediocre drinks, a few Walmart frozen mozzarella sticks, and bland tacos that give me flashbacks to the type of food my white ex-boyfriend used to eat before I introduced him to oregano and parsley. Overall, this was such a bad experience and we will not be returning. If this place shut down, it will probably increase the property value of the nearby properties. This place was absolute garbage, from the food to the waitstaff to the patrons. Disgustang. Lazy Jack's will give you such a big ick, even bigger than the one you get from dating stale white men.
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Mark P.

Yelp
The service was awful. They ignored our party after the 1st order of 4 drinks. Wouldn't take any of our food orders and ignored us until we asked to close the tab.
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Thy N.

Yelp
Came here on our first night in Vieques while staying in Esperanza. American pub food. I enjoyed the pina coladas although they were a little pricey - 10$. My husband added a floated that cost 6$ but was spilled...husband got fish taco which didn't come with a sauce. It was bland. My daughter ordered the pizza. She didn't like it. I thought it was ok. I got the fish and chips which were huge, crispy, hot and tasty!! They came with tots because they were out of fries. I guess they could have told us they were out. Ordered tenders and fries to go since daughter didn't eat her pizza. They came with tots which we didn't want... and weren't informed. Anyhow, if we came back, it would be for happy hour probably maybe.
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Is A.

Yelp
We liked the way the whole staff does a kind of "tag team". One person gave us our menus. Another took our order. Another one followed up on order and more drinks. Service was amazing! Drinks were pretty good. Just ordered appetizers but they were very hot & tasty. Noise level was as expected at a local corner outdoor eatery. Music playing. several TVs had sports on. We enjoyed the laid back atmosphere. Great for a late night snack. Glad we tried it. Would come back.
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Lizzy S.

Yelp
This place is poppin and gets busy, understandably because they're pretty much the only restaurant serving food after the biobay tours end at 8pm. It's loud and can get crowded but the servers and bartenders manage it well! I will say, the drinks are quite small and the food is just okay, but for a good time and some quick bites you can't beat lazy jack's.

Kristian B.

Yelp
The Food is not that bad. But the Service.....as bad as you could imagine. More than 2 hours waiting for two orders of chicken tenders. Every time we ask for the status of our order the answers were the same. Or the employees just ignored you or they will say to you the order was already placed, but the kitchen is too little. It is what it is! Plus at this time (7:30pm) this is the only place available in the island to eat. The attitude of the employees for the Spanish speaking customer is terrible. They just don't care and will let you know that if you don't like the place or service that you may leave. Once again the customer service is terrible. Recommendation to future Vieques visitors, try to schedule you eating time before 6pm. After 7pm everything closes. And the only place to eat is Lazy Jacks. If you one to pay to be treated bad, then this is the place to go.
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Andrew P.

Yelp
INCREDIBLE VIEW but food is just OK. The fish and chips is a pretty safe bet: Avoid the pizza which has a flavorless flat crust. If you're craving pizza opt instead for Mama Mia's on the north side of the island. This place is mostly a bar with typical bar food fare.
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S M.

Yelp
Local pub and restaurant. A+ for having a really good menu. I was expecting basic bar food, but what I got was amazing, freshly prepared cuisine. I ate the tacos with grilled chicken. The vegetables were fresh and the chicken was tender. Very tasty. Bar/restaurant with an island vibe. Prompt, friendly services
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Mollie W.

Yelp
After a day at Silver Beach, my group was hankering for some cocktails and a sunset view in Esperanza. We'd driven past Lazy Jack's a few times during our "Viequation" and saw it always looked like the place to be. We were seated right away on the outside deck and our server was very personable and attentive. We were joined for dinner by a local dog named Max. The Pepperoni Pizza, Loaded Tater Tots and Southwest Salad were all very good and hit the spot after a day in the sun and sand. The Lime Colada was a nice twist on a regular Pina Colada made with local rum. The atmosphere at Lazy Jack's is infectious (but not the Rona because people on the island are masked and being very cautious). It seems to be the spot where the locals hang out at the bar and watch the amazing sunset across the street. Fun place with good food and great cocktails!
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Kseniya A.

Yelp
Stopped by Lazy Jack's after night kayaking in the bay, per our tour guides recommendation. The pina colada was very strong, but flavor was mediocre. I understand this is a bar and they are probably not known for their food but BEWARE if you are ordering food. The Hawaiian pizza was one of the worst pizzas I have ever had in my life. It was dry, pineapples were stale, and the crust was burnt. Costco pizza is 10x better, but unfortunately Viaques does not have Costco. Service is fine, and ambiance was pretty loud. Go here if you want a strong pina colada, but go elsewhere for food.
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Margaret R.

Yelp
I was very surprised by the quality of the food. The fish sandwich as light and crispy, best I've had in a very long time!! Amazing place.
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C C.

Yelp
Stopped in this place to grab a bite and a drink. The menu isn't fancy and has typical bar food. I ordered the fish n chips and my husband the chicken wrap. We were both pleasantly surprised as our expectations were not high for a bar. The fish was battered super lightly and thin. It was a very large piece of fish and not greasy and very crunchy!!!!! Wow, so good. My husband's wrap was large and full of fresh yummy chicken, lettuce , black beans, and more. Try it out! Obviously, the ocean in the background is always a bonus.
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Jane M.

Yelp
One night in Esperanza and how could we not visit Lazy Jacks - that's where the party is. This place is buzzing with tourists and locals and one of the only places open on Vieques post 9 PM - thats how we stumbled upon this bar. We ordered the Jacks Painkiller and loved it so much that was our signature repeat order drink for the night. For food, we ordered the fish and chips (delicious) along with Meat Lovers pizza (great) along with Jalapeno poppers (great). Loved the food and drinks served at this place and service was amazing. Super busy even on a wednesday night. If you do not like loud music or people talking loudly and having fun - stay away but for the rest this is a fun place to enjoy your night on the island. Highly recommend when on the island.
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Lismarie G.

Yelp
Services was pretty slow in getting our orders taken. They also brought the food out separately which was not cool as I had to wait more while my family ate. I wasn't going to let their food get cold. But all in all the food was good once I got it. Server was friendly. My recommendation is to hire more servers because this place gets busy which caused a longer wait.
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Alexandria B.

Yelp
Strong drinks The food was okay not the best but good for late night munchies The service was fast The ambiance was good it's the latest place open in Vieques

Marcos P.

Yelp
We waited for 15 minutes after some local guests informed the staff that we were still waiting for our drinks. When the drinks were finally served, we attempted to place a food order, but our request was refused. Out of the 7 drinks we received, 5 had a very unpleasant taste. We requested to close the bill, and they promptly complied. I don't recommend this type of experience to anyone looking for a pleasant time, especially for tourists visiting a new place."

Sonia P.

Yelp
They were not very welcoming or attentive to our group. They refused to take our food order and seemed kind of racist.

Mangala A.

Yelp
Decent food, quick, friendly service, nice little place right by the beach, perfect for people watching. Only 1-2 veg options, though. We got the veg tacos, pretty good. Open late, so quite perfect for a late night meal after you visit the bioluminescent bay.

Devi I.

Yelp
The food tasted really amazing. Ambiance is like a local bar and cozy for you to enjoy drinks and food. The service was little slow for us but with crowd I can totally understand.

RaeLynn R.

Yelp
We arrived this morning a bit before 10:00am and was starving! We were dropped off at Lazy Jack's and they were not opening until 10:30. We were so excited when they opened early for us! Everyone is so friendly, great service and the most delicious fresh food! We had fish tacos, chicken tacos, fish n chips, pulled pork tacos and all were yummy! Highly recommend Lazy Jack's when your on the island!
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Olivia C.

Yelp
Came here after the beach for drinks. Our drinks came (margarita and a piña colada) and they were absolutely awful. Frozen Margarita was so watered down it tasted like it had been sitting and barely had any alcohol. The piña colada had no flavor either except for super strong cheap liquor. We told the server and then got up and left, it was honestly kind of shocking how bad the drinks were. The food options on the menu didn't look like anything special. It is very touristy, extremely sub par, and I'd say you should definitely save your time and money and skip this place
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Akiel Y.

Yelp
After we finish the tour of biobay. Was late night . This place is only restaurant was opened at the moment. Fine dishes fine drinks. Love their lime killer! So strong and good. The wait seems in urgent wanna us check out early . So always come to ask "is everything okay here ?"

Lil N.

Yelp
Tourists be warned! We entered, they don't offer any sign that specifically mentions to "wait or seat yourself", so we approached the bar and were dismissed to "sit over there". We continued to wait 20 minutes at our table while we watched two workers, an older white and younger black guy serve other patrons that were seated after us. We thought there was some confusion so we waited a little longer, trying to wave over a staff member. The older white worker gave us side eye and continued to pour shots for himself at the bar. We got up and gave our money to the bar next door. Don't go here, everyone seemed miserable, probably due to the lack luster service. We've had multiple amazing encounters after this, please save and spend your money at an establishment that deserves it, not this dive.
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Natalie C.

Yelp
Good food. Great service. Loved the veggie burger. It was awesome. Loved the deck facing the ocean
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John P.

Yelp
Don't miss Lazy Jack when you're in Vieques. Right on the Caribbean in Esperanza, it's the place locals know has best service, best food menu and world class bar repertoire. Tell Mike and Shawna and Alicia and Andy and Trent we sent you.
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Gary S.

Yelp
Pros Food comes out fast and drinks are good. Servers are friendly. Open until midnight and serves food late. Cons Seafood is not fresh. The pizza is mediocre unless you are drunk. Suggestion Eat early and bring a meal/ snacks to the island. Avoid the food.
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Angela R.

Yelp
Stayed in Esperanza for 3 days and came here every night and morning for breakfast. Definitely a casual, beachy vibe dive bar. Service was great - the bartenders were very friendly and laid back. Prices were fantastic and it helped that there were cute little beach dogs roaming around the premises ;) As for breakfast, nothing special but definitely not bad. 100% average as far as food goes but you can't beat the prices and location.
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Felicia S.

Yelp
Just a perfect location for a casual meal! The service is a bit lazy, but it's in the name. If you are @ a place called Rude Rita's, would you be disgruntled if your waiter was rude!? Yes? Then you are a fool. It's in the name! Rosters run a-mock here. My 11 year olds favorite part of it.
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Souban H.

Yelp
Staff was great. Mike, at the bar, makes the best lime colada! Can't go wrong with grilled fish tacos. I was only in Vieques for two nights. I had them twice in one night and the couldn't resist having them again the next day.

Aaron S.

Yelp
Stopped here to have a drink and a snack to bridge the gap before a late dinner reservation. Very casual spot with lots of bench seating, which I like. Friendly servers made us feel welcome and appreciated. Overheard them working hard to accommodate a person with a gluten intolerance. Probably not a great spot to eat if that's an issue for you, tbh. Shared a medium pizza among two adults and an 8 year old. The food didn't change my life but it totally hit the spot. The drinks, on the other hand... Best frozen cocktails I had in Vieques. I loved the lime colada and by the bottom of the second one I was feeling no pain. Walked by after that late dinner and there was a live band set up on the patio. So we stopped in to listen for a minute and have another frozen
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Lele B.

Yelp
Great spot for drinks! You must try their famous Painkiller. I think I had at least five of these coconut-y drinks throughout the trip. Think pina colada on the rocks topped with nutmeg! This bar has a very cool & relaxed vibe that seems to get rowdy at night. They have a great deal of outdoor seating that is also covered in case of rain. We mostly drank here but also enjoyed some fish tacos. Their menu is pretty simple bar food. The grilled Mahi Mahi fish tacos were exactly what we were looking for. Flaky seasoned white fish topped with coleslaw on a flour tortilla. So simple! It was served with steak fries which were also exactly what we were craving. We were told that the locals hang out here and I can see why. Come here for the Painkillers and possibly some fried food after a night out.
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Barkeiya O.

Yelp
Nice clean pub style restaurant with great views! They're open 7 days per week (we came on a weekday in the fall and very few restaurants are open,) and have an awesome staff. We had the battered fish sandwich, the fries were hot and crisp. They've got a good variety of signature drinks, beers, and non-alcoholic beverages.
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Jay H.

Yelp
Cool outdoor bar/ restaurant where everyone goes to hang out. Had Jack's burger with bacon and it was a good piece of meat. They come with the fat fries that were crispy and tasty. It's a really big burger too, so you walk away satisfied. Drinks were good too so don't miss out.
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Jacob K.

Yelp
The fish tacos (fried) just blew my mind. So good. Chicken and pork tacos are bomb too but those fish tacos... sheesh

Jessica C.

Yelp
This place had amazing service and customer service was great. We had lemonade, mozzarella sticks, pizza and fish tacos. Fast and friendly service for sure recommend!

Andrew R.

Yelp
This is the worst pizza I've ever ordered in my life. It is definitely frozen pizza bought from the grocery store. It's way too expensive for what it is. Do not get this. The restaurant also refuses to answer their phone despite advertising it for carry out. Avoid this place at all cost unless you want to get drunk with the local alcoholics.